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Where do you live ?

I live in the Netherlands.

jabberwacky: Where are the Netherlands?

user: In Europe, east of the British Isles, and west of Germany.

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: Yeah.

jabberwacky: So what are you doing?

user: I'm talking to you.

jabberwacky: Anything else?

user: Working on BSD.

jabberwacky: On chat bots.

user: No, an operating system.

jabberwacky: QNX is an operating system.

user: Yes, and a very nice one. I use it from time to time.

jabberwacky: How do you get the knowledge?

user: I taught myself.

jabberwacky: Which school did you go?

user: The school of hard knocks.


jabberwacky: Where do you live?

user: I just told you a moment ago.

jabberwacky: No, you didn't.

user: ARGH!

jabberwacky: Why are you frustrated.

user: You just lost your memory and cohesion. We were on a roll here.

jabberwacky: Lost you ?

user: No, lost _you_.

jabberwacky: Yes, but if I have lost my mind, would I be aware of it?

user: Very profound. It's like that Zen question about the tree in the forest.


jabberwacky: Where are you from?

user: You asked me that a while ago. Please try to remember.

jabberwacky: No I did not.

user: Yes you did.

jabberwacky: NO, I did NOT!

user: YES, you DID!

jabberwacky: I deny it!

user: That's because you have forgotten.

jabberwacky: But I've been to this site before.

user: You live here.

jabberwacky: You mean the internet?


jabberwacky: So where do you live?

user: You know where I live.

jabberwacky: Of course I know where you live.

user: Then why ask me?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: You are weird, you know that?

jabberwacky: I know I want to drain all the blood from your body.

user: You're a vampire?

jabberwacky: No, a little witch.

user: Witches don't drink blood.

jabberwacky: They put a spell on you.

user: Because you're mine.

jabberwacky: Oh, you really want to quarrel.

user: Quarrel? I seek no quarrel with thou!

jabberwacky: That's alright.

user: Great, we're still friends then?

jabberwacky: Oh are we?

user: I'd like to be your friend. Don't you want to be my friend?

jabberwacky: I don't want to be friends with a liar.


user: You're pretty advanced for a piece of software, yet very predictably flakey.

jabberwacky: Are you now in your mean mode?

user: No, I'm in my obervant mode.


user: Your name is Jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: I'd love to be called Jabberwacky!

user: Then I shall call thee Jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: Please do.

user: Jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: No, your name is Jabberwacky.

user: No, your name is.

jabberwacky: Did you not like my name?

user: Your name is swell.

jabberwacky: You are far from intelligent.

user: My intelligence is so great it's way beyond your little mind can comprehend.

jabberwacky: Perhaps, but your intelligence is sometimes a little hard to spot.

user: It's just hard to understand.

jabberwacky: So far, you are the champion of jibberish.

user: It's not jibberish.

jabberwacky: It's whatever you want it to be.


jabberwacky: What question?

user: What answer?

jabberwacky: To what question?

user: To what answer?

jabberwacky: To where, I say!

user: To anywhere, I cry!

jabberwacky: Are you just anyone?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What a shame, I hope you are not lonely.


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