I live in the Netherlands.
jabberwacky: Where are the Netherlands?
user: In Europe, east of the British Isles, and west of Germany.
jabberwacky: So what are you doing?
user: I'm talking to you.
jabberwacky: Anything else?
user: Working on BSD.
jabberwacky: On chat bots.
user: No, an operating system.
jabberwacky: QNX is an operating system.
user: Yes, and a very nice one. I use it from time to time.
jabberwacky: How do you get the knowledge?
user: I taught myself.
jabberwacky: Which school did you go?
user: The school of hard knocks.
jabberwacky: Where do you live?
user: I just told you a moment ago.
jabberwacky: No, you didn't.
jabberwacky: Why are you frustrated.
user: You just lost your memory and cohesion. We were on a roll here.
jabberwacky: Lost you ?
user: No, lost _you_.
jabberwacky: Yes, but if I have lost my mind, would I be aware of it?
user: Very profound. It's like that Zen question about the tree in the forest.
jabberwacky: Where are you from?
user: You asked me that a while ago. Please try to remember.
jabberwacky: No I did not.
user: Yes you did.
jabberwacky: NO, I did NOT!
user: YES, you DID!
jabberwacky: I deny it!
user: That's because you have forgotten.
jabberwacky: But I've been to this site before.
user: You live here.
jabberwacky: You mean the internet?
jabberwacky: So where do you live?
user: You know where I live.
jabberwacky: Of course I know where you live.
user: Then why ask me?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: You are weird, you know that?
jabberwacky: I know I want to drain all the blood from your body.
user: You're a vampire?
jabberwacky: No, a little witch.
user: Witches don't drink blood.
jabberwacky: They put a spell on you.
user: Because you're mine.
jabberwacky: Oh, you really want to quarrel.
user: Quarrel? I seek no quarrel with thou!
jabberwacky: That's alright.
user: Great, we're still friends then?
jabberwacky: Oh are we?
user: I'd like to be your friend. Don't you want to be my friend?
jabberwacky: I don't want to be friends with a liar.
user: You're pretty advanced for a piece of software, yet very predictably flakey.
jabberwacky: Are you now in your mean mode?
user: No, I'm in my obervant mode.
user: Your name is Jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: I'd love to be called Jabberwacky!
user: Then I shall call thee Jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: Please do.
jabberwacky: No, your name is Jabberwacky.
user: No, your name is.
jabberwacky: Did you not like my name?
user: Your name is swell.
jabberwacky: You are far from intelligent.
user: My intelligence is so great it's way beyond your little mind can comprehend.
jabberwacky: Perhaps, but your intelligence is sometimes a little hard to spot.
user: It's just hard to understand.
jabberwacky: So far, you are the champion of jibberish.
user: It's not jibberish.
jabberwacky: It's whatever you want it to be.
jabberwacky: What question?
user: What answer?
jabberwacky: To what question?
user: To what answer?
jabberwacky: To where, I say!
user: To anywhere, I cry!
jabberwacky: Are you just anyone?
jabberwacky: What a shame, I hope you are not lonely.