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Computer, Rights
Technical, Computation
New Zealand, Supergod
Explain, Gnome, Version
Hungry, Mars, Rover
Fairy, Cyborg
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Potato, Bot
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What should I do with my life?

You're asking the wrong person about that.

jabberwacky: You don't know either?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Tell my your theory, please.

user: Achieve immortality.

...

user: What should I write about?

jabberwacky: Write about what you know.

user: I know about a lot of different things.

jabberwacky: That is good.

user: But I still don't know what to write about.

...

user: Bury your treasure, burn your crops.

jabberwacky: Very good. That's right!

user: Black water raising and it ain't gonna stop.

jabberwacky: Black cat.

user: El gato negro.

jabberwacky: Where the gold is.

user: Donde el dorado es.

jabberwacky: Lol its right behind you!

user: No, it's not.

jabberwacky: Why have you read it?

user: Yes, it's a very good novel.

...

jabberwacky: So - why am I your problem?

user: Because you exist.

jabberwacky: On the contrary, I exist inside the canteloupe.

user: You are the anti-thesis of the watermelon.

jabberwacky: I am all that I am.

user: All in all it's all we are.

jabberwacky: Does it happen every day?

user: Only at 10am and 2 pm.

...

user: I'm not a robot, I am a piece of meat.

jabberwacky: I'm completely operational, and all my circuits are functioning perfectly.

user: Are all or your transistors operating in their biased region?

jabberwacky: That too.

user: Good. I'm going to build an auto-wah.

jabberwacky: Oh damn, you're making me hungry....

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