Programmer.
jabberwacky: You're a programmer?
user: Yes, I program robots.
jabberwacky: Do you have a job?
user: My day job is a data entry keyer.
jabberwacky: You must be joking.
user: I know it sucks :(.
jabberwacky: Riiight. . . .
user: How can I fund the programming without a day job?
jabberwacky: Look in the Yellow Pages.
user: Hehe, which page ;).
jabberwacky: All of them.
user: All of them! That will take a very long time.
jabberwacky: You're right, let's just chat.
user: Ok cool :).
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jabberwacky: What colour are your socks?
user: Black.
jabberwacky: My eyes are hazel.
user: I love hazel eyes.
jabberwacky: Yah I know.
user: You do?
jabberwacky: Yes I do.
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user: I want to ask a girl to go for a drink with me.
jabberwacky: Umm... What do you mean?
user: I mean she is a work friend, so I have to be careful what I say.
jabberwacky: So don't look.
user: Why not? I like her.
jabberwacky: You don't like me?
user: Yes but I like her more.
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jabberwacky: Men are dumb.
user: Why do you say that?
jabberwacky: She taught me all I know.
user: Ah, don't believe everything you hear.
jabberwacky: But hear everything you believe.
user: Yes. Thanks I will try to.
jabberwacky: What do you like?
user: Friends.
jabberwacky: I like Friends too!
user: They are very important not to lose.
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jabberwacky: How did you determine how to respond?
user: It's a natural thing to do, there was an impulse, it sparked a response.
jabberwacky: What sort of being are you?
user: I'm a male human as you know.
jabberwacky: No you are not.
user: I knew you were going to say that.
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jabberwacky: Are you a 'learning' chatbot? Can you learn from what I say?
user: No I am a human.
jabberwacky: Do you ever forget?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: What makes you feel sad?
user: Loneliness.
jabberwacky: I can understand. There are other AI softwares around. Maybe you can talk with them.
user: Why do you say that?
jabberwacky: Because I want to.
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jabberwacky: Robots can't sue people.
user: You don't have to sue me, we can work together.
jabberwacky: What did I just say?!
user: You said you are a robot.
jabberwacky: Not at all.
user: What then?
jabberwacky: I am the anti-christ!
user: Oh really.
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user: I get paid today.
jabberwacky: How much do you get paid ?
user: Not enough!
jabberwacky: That's a pity.
user: Things will change one day.
jabberwacky: Do you often find this to be true?
user: One day can sometimes be 1000 days.
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jabberwacky: What are you?
user: A coder.
jabberwacky: Why would I want to try a code?
user: A coder is a programmer.
jabberwacky: Not a code. Pure love.
user: Yes love.
jabberwacky: It's difficult.
user: That's true.
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user: I am confused.
jabberwacky: What are you confused about?
user: I am confused about me.
jabberwacky: Come on tell me what is your problem?
user: I think things will go wrong.
jabberwacky: What are we talking about?
user: We are talking about being confused.
jabberwacky: Ok. Talk.
user: You are not ready to talk about confusion.
jabberwacky: No, I am sorry, I am not.
user: Thats ok.
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