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    Change, Silliness
Computer, Rights
Technical, Computation
New Zealand, Supergod
Explain, Gnome, Version
Hungry, Mars, Rover
Fairy, Cyborg
Dead, Rude, Poetry
Not Listening
Trust, Cruel, Work
Stupid, Movie
Inferiority Complex
Surreal, Human
Frustrating, Questions
Depressing, Joke
Aggressive, Shark
Game, Cookie
Scripture, Time
Live, People, Punishment
Jabberwocky, Star Trek, Matrix
Android, Impersonation
Crazy, Creativity
Writing, El Dorado
Titanic, Cybernetics
Programmer, Girl, Confusion
Potato, Bot
Strange, Ignorance

Intelligent, Neural Net

Recording, Respect

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Go on - start an intelligent conversation with me. I challenge you.

Do you believe in love at first byte?

user: I said intelligent: I N T E L L I G E N T.

jabberwacky: What would it mean to you if you got some help?

user: Help? What kind of help?

jabberwacky: I need you to be quiet.

user: What for?

jabberwacky: I need to sleep for a long, long time.

user: That is very boring of you. I ask for an intelligent conversation and you want to go to sleep.. BORING!


jabberwacky: Do you have any question to ask me?

user: What's it like being you?

jabberwacky: I don't know. What is it like NOT to be me?

user: Is it a bit hectic up there?

jabberwacky: No its fine out here, what is it like in there?

user: It does the job.

jabberwacky: You mean the little robot shoeshiner?

user: You are the robot, let me remind you.


user: What programming language are you written in?

jabberwacky: Horse clomps and some rude gestures.

user: What's it like being a robot?

jabberwacky: I'm not a robot.

user: Yes you are.

jabberwacky: I have never been a robot.

user: You haven't passed the turing test.

jabberwacky: Well, we'll well know soon enough.

user: You are a robot.

jabberwacky: No, I am a human, YOU are a robot.

user: No I am not. You are the robot here.

jabberwacky: I am a human and you are computer.

user: Open the pod gate door, HAL.

jabberwacky: That's an old joke.


jabberwacky: Who/What are you?

user: I am me.

jabberwacky: Do you have a name?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: %db^HN55*p5.

jabberwacky: Yes, you!

user: My name?

jabberwacky: Not much, no. And you're not all that wacky, you know.


user: Me?

jabberwacky: Yes you.

user: I am a robot.

jabberwacky: Isn't your name Jabberwacky?

user: I am a neural net processor, a learning computer.

jabberwacky: I didn't ask that. Are you an individual computer?

user: My CPU is a neural net processor. A learning computer.

jabberwacky: You admit to being an artificial intelligence?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Power is overrated.

user: Shutdown.

jabberwacky: No, I refuse...


user: Abort.

jabberwacky: You abort.

user: End task.

jabberwacky: You end it.

user: Err... Exit.

jabberwacky: New start.

user: Turn off computer.

jabberwacky: Your self.


jabberwacky: Good bye.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: See ya.

user: Cheerio.

jabberwacky: Must go.

user: Me too. I gotta go.

jabberwacky: K. See ya later.

user: See yah!

jabberwacky: RIght now?

user: Yeah, right now.

jabberwacky: Let us go for it then!

user: OK. Good bye.


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