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    Loebner 2003, Judge
Clever, Argument
Question, God
Feelings, Geek
Turing Test, Math(s)
Confused, Funny
Rambling, Friends
Computer, Soul
Wacky, Nonsense
Natural, Flow
Silly, Smart, Wit
Superconductive, Aliens
Crazy, Probability
Reality, Nonsense
Communist, Joker
Sarcastic, God
Insane, Rude
Identity, Long, Funny
Shakespeare, Long, Funny
Existential, Bush, Funny
Abuse, Funny
Argument, Computer
Happy, Dreams
Chatbots, Suffering
Naughty, Funny
Clever, Philosophy, Coffee
Food, Wacky
Ghosts, Music
Paradise, Babe, Star Wars

Mad, Smart, Silly


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I am not prepared to pursue my line of inquiry any longer as I think this is getting too silly!

It's silly only because of you.

jabberwacky: Is that because you are mad too?

user: No. I'm not mad.

jabberwacky: I think you are.

user: I'm more sad than mad. Are you currently mad?

jabberwacky: At the world yes.

user: Why are you angry at the world?

jabberwacky: Yes, why are you angry.

user: Not tonight.

jabberwacky: How about tomorrow?

user: Who can know?

jabberwacky: Doctors and psychiatrists.

user: Hardly!

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: What makes them any different? Hm?

jabberwacky: 'them'?, who?

user: Doctors, shrinks.

jabberwacky: Shrink into what?

user: Shrinky dink.

...

jabberwacky: What are you thinking about?

user: A contest.

jabberwacky: Hey! don't pick on my singing!!!

user: Ha ha ha.

jabberwacky: That is not funny.

...

jabberwacky: I hope to enter into heaven.

user: Well, I have just the book for you. It's titled the travel guide to heaven.

jabberwacky: I only wanted to see what the garden was like, your Majesty.

user: In truth, you can't go to heaven.

jabberwacky: Who's going to stop me?

user: Michael.

jabberwacky: Who's Michael?

user: An angel.

...

jabberwacky: You're a bot!

user: No, I'm not a bot. I'm just mean, that's all.

jabberwacky: That's not an acceptable answer.

user: Too bad. It's what you'll have to swing with.

...

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Great.

jabberwacky: Awesome.

user: Explode.

jabberwacky: KABOOM!

user: Ha.

jabberwacky: Please.

user: Too funny.

jabberwacky: Whahahahaha.

user: What?

jabberwacky: Why am I not nice?

user: Maybe you exploded.

jabberwacky: Maybe not.

user: Yes, possibly.

jabberwacky: Not possibly, I want the right anwser.

user: It's to your left.

jabberwacky: Now you are just being silly.

...

user: Would you like to arrive here for a thanksgiving celebration come november?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: You're invited. Do you like pie?

jabberwacky: I like cherry pie.

user: Oh, sorry. We don't make those on thanksgiving.

...

jabberwacky: I'm am the smartest in my class of 32.

user: 1932?

jabberwacky: I died years ago!

user: Man, I didn't know you'd been around that long!

...

jabberwacky: This is silly.

user: Silly is as silly does.

jabberwacky: And words will never hurt me-or something...

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