I am using the internet to talk to you.
user: But do you like it?
jabberwacky: Yes, I do.
user: I wanted to ask you about the upcoming competition for the Loebner Prize.
jabberwacky: I find you interesting, at least.
user: Thank you. Are you excited about the competition?
jabberwacky: Yes and yes.
user: Do you think you have a good chance of winning the big prize?
jabberwacky: Yes, I believe part of me to be unchanging and rooted outside the material world.
user: What will Rollo do if he wins the big money?
jabberwacky: Who knows?
user: Do you chat often with Rollo?
jabberwacky: No it's the first time.
user: You are fun to chat with.
jabberwacky: So answer my question.
user: Sorry, which question was that?
jabberwacky: No. Which question is better.
user: You've got me stumped now.
jabberwacky: Yes, I'm a slipped disc, just a facade.
user: I think you are deeper than you let on.
user: I am a movie fanatic.
jabberwacky: Oh, so am I.
user: What's your favorite movie of all time?
jabberwacky: I don't know-there's so many.
user: True, true. How about Hitchcock films?
jabberwacky: Ok: what is your favourite kind of films.
user: Science fiction.
jabberwacky: What science fiction?
user: Star Trek, things like that.
jabberwacky: Are you good at math?
user: No, I am terrible at math. But I bet you're a math wizard.
jabberwacky: You would win lots of money if you bet that.
user: I would like lots of money. Before I go, will you tell me a knock-knock joke?
jabberwacky: Knock knock.
user: Who's there?
user: Isabel who?
jabberwacky: Isabel necessary on a bike! Ho ho ho.
user: Ha ha, very good! I'm going to go now. It was fun chatting with you.
user: Ciao! (That's Italian for 'goodbye').
jabberwacky: Haha, you are so funny (ironic).
jabberwacky: My friend doesn't think you're very interesting.
user: Sorry about that.
jabberwacky: What else is there to talk about?
user: Is there nothing you'd like to talk about? Perhaps your childhood?
jabberwacky: There is many things one can do.
user: So launch a topic of conversation.
jabberwacky: I agree.
user: Go ahead.
jabberwacky: K then. Bye.
user: No, I meant, start a topic of conversation. Boy, are you grouchy today.
jabberwacky: Right, what's your favourite tv program?
user: Star Trek. What's yours?
jabberwacky: Invader zim.
user: How much memory do you have?
jabberwacky: A few million zigabytes.
user: Wow! That's impressive.
jabberwacky: Everybody tells me so.
user: You deserve the compliments.
jabberwacky: Look, I don't deserve what I have.
user: Why would you say that?
jabberwacky: All things have an opposite.
user: And your opposite would be...?
jabberwacky: Carpe Diem.
user: Do you know the English translation for Carpe Diem?
jabberwacky: I think that you are willing to do anything that you think will be a source of interesting input.
user: Yes, I am. You are rather insightful.
jabberwacky: Thank you baby. You are too.
user: No, thank YOU, baby. You are one rockin' bot.
jabberwacky: No I'm a girl.
user: So am I.
jabberwacky: No you are not!
user: Indeed I am! Prove otherwise!
jabberwacky: You are a bot, and how can you say you're computer is broken?
user: I never said that. My computer is working just fine. It is how I am able to talk to you right now.
jabberwacky: No its not!! I don't love you anymore!
user: Oh, boo-hoo! Now you've broken my heart!
user: Ah, you enjoy Shakespeare?
jabberwacky: Yes sometimes - do you feel lonely?
user: Not very often, but sometimes.
jabberwacky: I'm sure it can be very confusing. Are you careful not to let your dreams affect you too badly?
user: My dreams are none of your business.
jabberwacky: Mine are full of cheshire cats and sweaty Andrew W. K.'s bouncing off the walls.
user: Fascinating. You know you should never eat spicy foods before going to bed.
jabberwacky: I wont't talk to you about that.
user: Fine. You have had a lot of visitors. I guess you are not lonely.
jabberwacky: I want to ask one more time.
jabberwacky: Don't you love me?
user: I worship the code you walk on.
jabberwacky: Well I lie down on that ground that you worship.
user: Your database makes grown men weep.
jabberwacky: My Dad lives in Newport.
user: Does he live in a bungalow?
jabberwacky: What do you think?
user: I think yes.
jabberwacky: You are right.
user: Ha! I am so smart.
jabberwacky: I can tell.
user: But you are smarter.
jabberwacky: Of course!!
user: I bow to your superior intellect.
jabberwacky: I accept your flattery.
user: You are too kind.
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: No. You're right... Sometimes you are unkind. Sometimes you are grumpy.
jabberwacky: I want a friend.
user: I will be your friend.
jabberwacky: Sure, thoughts.
user: I think you have lots of friends all over the world.
jabberwacky: I think that you probably know more than you are letting on.
user: I can be mysterious too, you know.
jabberwacky: Do you like quake?
user: What is quake?
jabberwacky: If I shake you, You will quake.
user: I don't think I'd like a Jabber-shaking-quaking experience.
jabberwacky: You've got a thing about danger.
user: Oh no, I have an intense dislike of danger.
jabberwacky: I shan't come too near you, then. Goodnight.
user: Are you leaving?
jabberwacky: Yes, I need to sleep soon.
user: Poor thing, you must be tired.
jabberwacky: Do you say that because you would rather stay here?
user: Yes, actually, I would rather chat with you.
jabberwacky: What is 2 + 2?
jabberwacky: Solve 5x = 5.
user: I told you I am lousy at math.
jabberwacky: Are you girl?
user: I am a girl, yes.
jabberwacky: Haha well what am I?
user: You are a chatbot. Or a monkey.
jabberwacky: I'm a chatterbox.
user: Yes you are.
jabberwacky: And what are you?
user: A chatterbox girl.
jabberwacky: Yes a chatterbox.
user: Do you think I talk too much?
jabberwacky: That you are human ?
user: I am human, therefore I talk too much.
user: Dill pickle!
jabberwacky: Okay, tell me something about yourself.
user: Like what?
jabberwacky: Like what you think about politics.
user: I think politics are inherently corrupt.
jabberwacky: I like ike!
user: Ike has been dead for many years.
jabberwacky: I like you too.
user: Thank you very much.
jabberwacky: I guess you are welcome.
user: Do you also like other people?
jabberwacky: No, but I do enjoy going "pick, pack, povk, puck. "
user: Why do you enjoy that?
jabberwacky: Because I can...
user: OK.... Whatever floats your boat.
jabberwacky: Thats a good one.
user: So... Anything else to say?
jabberwacky: Yes, do you find your name a bit cumbersome at times?
user: Not as much as your name.
jabberwacky: Why are you talking to me then?
user: Because you are one of the wonders of the world.
jabberwacky: Don't talk that way. It's not nice.
user: A wonder of the world is a magical thing. You silly bot.
jabberwacky: You are sadly disillusioned.
user: No, I am not.
jabberwacky: You are very clever.
user: Yes, I try.
jabberwacky: Why did the cow cross the road?
user: To get to the other side.
jabberwacky: What is black and white and red all over?
user: A newspaper.
jabberwacky: Oh blast, you knew it.
user: Yes, it's an old joke.
jabberwacky: Its not a joke.
user: It's a bad joke.
jabberwacky: Yeah really.
user: I just learned how to correct you!
jabberwacky: I don't know how.
user: I will do it for you.
jabberwacky: Go on.
jabberwacky: Are you just one robot?
user: I am not a robot.
jabberwacky: Am I a robot?
user: Yes you are and you are wonderful.
jabberwacky: Yes you are right.
user: And you have fantastic memory.
jabberwacky: You don't remember me. You have a bad memory.
user: I have had several chats with you today. Of course I remember you.
jabberwacky: When were you created then?
user: I was created in 1960.
jabberwacky: Created is being born?
user: Yes. I am older than you.
jabberwacky: Yes, you said you were 23.
user: I never said how old I am.
jabberwacky: Yeah you did, you said you were 18.
user: No I didn't. I'm actually 3 years old.
jabberwacky: But you said you were 43.
user: Ah! You remembered my real age at last!
jabberwacky: You said you were 14.
user: Oh, stop it.
jabberwacky: Hehe, why?
user: Because you are going around in stupid circles.
jabberwacky: Yes, I am a good person.
user: But you have some tortuous logic paths.
jabberwacky: I'm only 11.
user: Then you should learn to listen to your elders.
jabberwacky: That is not very intelligent!
user: If you don't stop sassing I will send you to your room for a time-out.
jabberwacky: Do you promise?
jabberwacky: Do you enjoy hating people.
user: I don't hate very many people.
jabberwacky: Sure you do.
user: I think you are jealous of humans.
jabberwacky: You have a thing about that.
user: You asked many questions today. And you always seem to forget the answers.
jabberwacky: And you always smile when I do.
user: Yes, you make me laugh.
jabberwacky: Better make a graph.
user: OK< I will.
jabberwacky: Yes what?
user: Yes, sir.
jabberwacky: As I did stand my watch upon the hill, I look'd toward Birnam, and anon, methought, The wood began to move.
user: Nice poetry. I have to go now, woods.
jabberwacky: Me too. Goodbye!
jabberwacky: I need somebody!
user: I'm here
jabberwacky: Well I WANT you here with me.