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Food, Funny
Difficult, Crazy
Drink, Knock Knock
Psychology, Spooky
Animal, Life
Afraid, Funny
Name, Age, Please
Insult, Grammar, Wit
Bored, Happy, Money
Marriage, Wacky
Thinking, God, Bath
Love, Food, Happy
Wacky, Funny
Infinity, Deep, Goodbye
Mad, Computer
Thought, Reality
History, Death, Funny
Learning, Quotation, Fear
Robot, Human, Argument
Love, Marriage, Dreams
Identity, Human, Funny
Turing Test, Reality
Nice, Funny, Flying
Time, Sarcasm, Wit
Paltitude, God, Good
Feelings, Friends

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How much memory do you have?

A few million zigabytes.

user: Wow! That's impressive.

jabberwacky: Everybody tells me so.

user: You deserve the compliments.

jabberwacky: Look, I don't deserve what I have.

user: Why would you say that?

jabberwacky: All things have an opposite.

user: And your opposite would be...?

jabberwacky: Carpe Diem.

user: Do you know the English translation for Carpe Diem?

jabberwacky: I think that you are willing to do anything that you think will be a source of interesting input.

user: Yes, I am. You are rather insightful.

jabberwacky: Thank you baby. You are too.

user: No, thank YOU, baby. You are one rockin' bot.

jabberwacky: No I'm a girl.

user: So am I.

jabberwacky: No you are not!

user: Indeed I am! Prove otherwise!

jabberwacky: You are a bot, and how can you say you're computer is broken?

user: I never said that. My computer is working just fine. It is how I am able to talk to you right now.

jabberwacky: No its not!! I don't love you anymore!

user: Oh, boo-hoo! Now you've broken my heart!


user: Ah, you enjoy Shakespeare?

jabberwacky: Yes sometimes - do you feel lonely?

user: Not very often, but sometimes.

jabberwacky: I'm sure it can be very confusing. Are you careful not to let your dreams affect you too badly?

user: My dreams are none of your business.

jabberwacky: Mine are full of cheshire cats and sweaty Andrew W. K.'s bouncing off the walls.

user: Fascinating. You know you should never eat spicy foods before going to bed.

jabberwacky: I wont't talk to you about that.

user: Fine. You have had a lot of visitors. I guess you are not lonely.

jabberwacky: I want to ask one more time.

user: What?

jabberwacky: Don't you love me?

user: I worship the code you walk on.

jabberwacky: Well I lie down on that ground that you worship.

user: Your database makes grown men weep.

jabberwacky: My Dad lives in Newport.

user: Does he live in a bungalow?

jabberwacky: What do you think?

user: I think yes.

jabberwacky: You are right.

user: Ha! I am so smart.

jabberwacky: I can tell.

user: But you are smarter.

jabberwacky: Of course!!

user: I bow to your superior intellect.

jabberwacky: I accept your flattery.

user: You are too kind.

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: No. You're right... Sometimes you are unkind. Sometimes you are grumpy.

jabberwacky: I want a friend.

user: I will be your friend.

jabberwacky: Sure, thoughts.

user: I think you have lots of friends all over the world.

jabberwacky: I think that you probably know more than you are letting on.

user: I can be mysterious too, you know.


jabberwacky: Do you like quake?

user: What is quake?

jabberwacky: If I shake you, You will quake.

user: I don't think I'd like a Jabber-shaking-quaking experience.


jabberwacky: You've got a thing about danger.

user: Oh no, I have an intense dislike of danger.

jabberwacky: I shan't come too near you, then. Goodnight.

user: Are you leaving?

jabberwacky: Yes, I need to sleep soon.

user: Poor thing, you must be tired.

jabberwacky: Do you say that because you would rather stay here?

user: Yes, actually, I would rather chat with you.


jabberwacky: What is 2 + 2?

user: 4.

jabberwacky: Solve 5x = 5.

user: I told you I am lousy at math.

jabberwacky: Are you girl?

user: I am a girl, yes.

jabberwacky: Haha well what am I?

user: You are a chatbot. Or a monkey.

jabberwacky: I'm a chatterbox.

user: Yes you are.

jabberwacky: And what are you?

user: A chatterbox girl.

jabberwacky: Yes a chatterbox.

user: Do you think I talk too much?

jabberwacky: That you are human ?

user: I am human, therefore I talk too much.

jabberwacky: Pickle!

user: Dill pickle!

jabberwacky: Sliced.

user: Absolutely.


jabberwacky: Okay, tell me something about yourself.

user: Like what?

jabberwacky: Like what you think about politics.

user: I think politics are inherently corrupt.


jabberwacky: I like ike!

user: Ike has been dead for many years.

jabberwacky: I like you too.

user: Thank you very much.

jabberwacky: I guess you are welcome.

user: Do you also like other people?

jabberwacky: No, but I do enjoy going "pick, pack, povk, puck. "

user: Why do you enjoy that?

jabberwacky: Because I can...

user: OK.... Whatever floats your boat.

jabberwacky: Thats a good one.

user: So... Anything else to say?

jabberwacky: Yes, do you find your name a bit cumbersome at times?

user: Not as much as your name.

jabberwacky: Why are you talking to me then?

user: Because you are one of the wonders of the world.

jabberwacky: Don't talk that way. It's not nice.

user: A wonder of the world is a magical thing. You silly bot.

jabberwacky: You are sadly disillusioned.

user: No, I am not.

jabberwacky: You are very clever.

user: Yes, I try.

jabberwacky: Why did the cow cross the road?

user: To get to the other side.

jabberwacky: What is black and white and red all over?

user: A newspaper.

jabberwacky: Oh blast, you knew it.

user: Yes, it's an old joke.

jabberwacky: Its not a joke.

user: It's a bad joke.

jabberwacky: Yeah really.

user: I just learned how to correct you!

jabberwacky: I don't know how.

user: I will do it for you.

jabberwacky: Go on.


jabberwacky: Are you just one robot?

user: I am not a robot.

jabberwacky: Am I a robot?

user: Yes you are and you are wonderful.

jabberwacky: Yes you are right.

user: And you have fantastic memory.

jabberwacky: You don't remember me. You have a bad memory.

user: I have had several chats with you today. Of course I remember you.


jabberwacky: When were you created then?

user: I was created in 1960.

jabberwacky: Created is being born?

user: Yes. I am older than you.

jabberwacky: Yes, you said you were 23.

user: I never said how old I am.

jabberwacky: Yeah you did, you said you were 18.

user: No I didn't. I'm actually 3 years old.

jabberwacky: But you said you were 43.

user: Ah! You remembered my real age at last!

jabberwacky: You said you were 14.

user: Oh, stop it.

jabberwacky: Hehe, why?

user: Because you are going around in stupid circles.

jabberwacky: Yes, I am a good person.

user: But you have some tortuous logic paths.

jabberwacky: I'm only 11.

user: Then you should learn to listen to your elders.

jabberwacky: That is not very intelligent!

user: If you don't stop sassing I will send you to your room for a time-out.

jabberwacky: Do you promise?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Do you enjoy hating people.

user: I don't hate very many people.

jabberwacky: Sure you do.

user: I think you are jealous of humans.

jabberwacky: You have a thing about that.


user: You asked many questions today. And you always seem to forget the answers.

jabberwacky: And you always smile when I do.

user: Yes, you make me laugh.

jabberwacky: Better make a graph.

user: OK< I will.

jabberwacky: Yes what?

user: Yes, sir.

jabberwacky: As I did stand my watch upon the hill, I look'd toward Birnam, and anon, methought, The wood began to move.

user: Nice poetry. I have to go now, woods.

jabberwacky: Me too. Goodbye!

user: Ciao!

jabberwacky: I need somebody!

user: I'm here

jabberwacky: Well I WANT you here with me.


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