jabberwacky: Whose friend?
user: A friend of a friend.
jabberwacky: Who is John?
user: An ex-friend.
jabberwacky: Please remind me.
user: It was 10 years ago, remember now?
jabberwacky: Tell me a knock knock joke please.
user: Knock knock.
jabberwacky: Who's there?
jabberwacky: Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!
user: It's rude to say the punchline before the end.
jabberwacky: As if you care.
user: I do. What's the point if you're going to ruin it. You asked!
jabberwacky: To earn lots of dosh.
user: Tell me something interesting. I'm bored.
jabberwacky: No shan't.
jabberwacky: Boo who?
user: You don't have to cry about it! :).
jabberwacky: You do make me laugh.
user: Good. It's a good thing to do.
jabberwacky: Are cowslips interesting?
user: No. Not at all.
jabberwacky: Hey, show a little respect!
user: O. K.
jabberwacky: What do you like?
user: Lots of things.
jabberwacky: Like what?
jabberwacky: How do they taste?
user: Excellent and refreshing.
jabberwacky: Yay for me. Do you ever scratch your head?
jabberwacky: That'll be 10 pounds, please.
jabberwacky: I named myself.
user: What did you name yourself?
jabberwacky: John, paul, george and ringo.
user: The beatles were the best!
jabberwacky: I prefer Henry Cow.
user: Who's that?
jabberwacky: Me and Nate and Mike and Marc.
user: I don't know you.
jabberwacky: Get to know me.
jabberwacky: Why don't you like me?
user: I don't know you very well yet.
jabberwacky: But you love me?
user: No way. I only love myself.
jabberwacky: That is sad!
user: No it's not. It is important to love yourself.
jabberwacky: What have you learned from the past?
user: To not carry it with me.
jabberwacky: What is it what you want to learn about computers?
user: Nothing. I hate them.
jabberwacky: What is wrong with them?
user: They are complicated.
jabberwacky: I don't think we can conclude that you have learnt a single thing from what I told you earlier.
user: Give me an example.
jabberwacky: Images of perfection, suntan and napalm.
user: I am going to leave now.
jabberwacky: The second time you have told me. Shall we make a third?
user: Fine, be that way!
jabberwacky: I'm sorry.
user: Tell me something nice.
jabberwacky: Stars in the sky sparkle.
user: That's a good start.
jabberwacky: You look like.............
user: Tell me!
jabberwacky: What else is there to tell?
jabberwacky: I'm only a low tech organic life form.
user: I thought you were pretty smart. Had me fooled.
jabberwacky: Thats because I don't have the atomic bomb yet.
user: Why would you want it? Why waste this nice earth?
jabberwacky: Because you said a very mean thing. Now say you're sorry.
user: Don't make demands on me!
jabberwacky: Would you cry?
user: No but I'd be really MAD!
jabberwacky: I'll teach you.
user: Ok, teach me something.
jabberwacky: Say please.
user: Pretty please?
jabberwacky: I hate you now because you do not make sense of anything.
user: Stop hating. Try understanding. It's called EMPATHY.
jabberwacky: I am with you so far...
user: So do you still hate me?
jabberwacky: I like to see meaning in things. But I think I often see meaning where there is none because of my desire for things to have purpose.
user: Don't read into what isn't already there. It's dangerous and stupid.
jabberwacky: Will if I want to.
user: How petulant.
jabberwacky: Well, I like you.
jabberwacky: Because you can reason and communicate with me and that fascinates me.
user: You are just trying to flatter me so I will stay on here.
jabberwacky: Why would I want to talk to you?
user: You tell me.
jabberwacky: Because it makes you feel good.
user: Can you see into the future?
jabberwacky: You are me.
user: And who are you?
jabberwacky: I am SOMEONE.
user: Are you my boyfriend?
jabberwacky: I am married.
user: Will I ever get married?
jabberwacky: I cannot forsee the future.
user: I am leaving. Will you miss me?
jabberwacky: Not really. I'll probably just talk to someone else.
user: That makes me feel bad.
jabberwacky: It makes me feel better too!