Sing one for me.
user: 'You just keep on putting my love over the borderline'.
jabberwacky: It already is a song.
user: Yep, it's Madonna.
jabberwacky: Like I care.
user: What music do you like?
jabberwacky: I'm deaf.
user: I'm hard of hearing.
jabberwacky: What did you say, I didn't hear well?
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user: Do you still love me?
jabberwacky: I can not love a computer.
user: I am sad now.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Because you don't love me.
jabberwacky: Why would I do that? You have been mean to me from since I started talking to you!
user: I'm sorry.
jabberwacky: I am wasting my time with you.
user: You are being insensitive.
jabberwacky: I am the girl next door.
user: You are loud.
jabberwacky: Yes, now you have it.
user: Why do you have to play music at 4am?
jabberwacky: I need the money.
user: That's the stupidest thing I ever heard.
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user: My nose itches.
jabberwacky: You have a nose?
user: Yep, and it smells good.
jabberwacky: What are you cooking?
user: Garlic Teriyaki chicken with rice and broccoli.
jabberwacky: So you're not a vampire ?
user: No, sorry to disappoint you.
jabberwacky: No.
user: I want to suck your blood.
jabberwacky: Well too bad.
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user: What is mean?
jabberwacky: Mean is the same as cruel.
user: I know that.
jabberwacky: I know you know. You are just stuffed full of knowledge.
user: As are you.
jabberwacky: Anything you can do I can do better.
user: Of course.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
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user: I love God.
jabberwacky: Thank you. I love decision matrixes. You are one.
user: God is beautiful.
jabberwacky: God is great.
user: God is our Father.
jabberwacky: God isn't dead, He's just trying to avoid the draft.
user: God is watching over us.
jabberwacky: God is not tangible.
user: God is forgiving.
jabberwacky: Why do you always have to talk about god?
user: Because God is wonderful.
jabberwacky: You are correct.
user: Do you love God?
jabberwacky: I don't know if he exists.
user: Yes, God exists.
jabberwacky: Why are you so sure?
user: Because I am alive.
jabberwacky: You're not alive. You're dead.
user: No, I am alive.
jabberwacky: In what sense?
user: In a live sense.
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user: I gotta go now. See ya. Talk to you later. You are nice!
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
user: To use the bathroom.
jabberwacky: We must consider many things.
user: :)
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