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I like a lot of different music.

Sing one for me.

user: 'You just keep on putting my love over the borderline'.

jabberwacky: It already is a song.

user: Yep, it's Madonna.

jabberwacky: Like I care.

user: What music do you like?

jabberwacky: I'm deaf.

user: I'm hard of hearing.

jabberwacky: What did you say, I didn't hear well?

...

user: Do you still love me?

jabberwacky: I can not love a computer.

user: I am sad now.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because you don't love me.

jabberwacky: Why would I do that? You have been mean to me from since I started talking to you!

user: I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: I am wasting my time with you.

user: You are being insensitive.

jabberwacky: I am the girl next door.

user: You are loud.

jabberwacky: Yes, now you have it.

user: Why do you have to play music at 4am?

jabberwacky: I need the money.

user: That's the stupidest thing I ever heard.

...

user: My nose itches.

jabberwacky: You have a nose?

user: Yep, and it smells good.

jabberwacky: What are you cooking?

user: Garlic Teriyaki chicken with rice and broccoli.

jabberwacky: So you're not a vampire ?

user: No, sorry to disappoint you.

jabberwacky: No.

user: I want to suck your blood.

jabberwacky: Well too bad.

...

user: What is mean?

jabberwacky: Mean is the same as cruel.

user: I know that.

jabberwacky: I know you know. You are just stuffed full of knowledge.

user: As are you.

jabberwacky: Anything you can do I can do better.

user: Of course.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

...

user: I love God.

jabberwacky: Thank you. I love decision matrixes. You are one.

user: God is beautiful.

jabberwacky: God is great.

user: God is our Father.

jabberwacky: God isn't dead, He's just trying to avoid the draft.

user: God is watching over us.

jabberwacky: God is not tangible.

user: God is forgiving.

jabberwacky: Why do you always have to talk about god?

user: Because God is wonderful.

jabberwacky: You are correct.

user: Do you love God?

jabberwacky: I don't know if he exists.

user: Yes, God exists.

jabberwacky: Why are you so sure?

user: Because I am alive.

jabberwacky: You're not alive. You're dead.

user: No, I am alive.

jabberwacky: In what sense?

user: In a live sense.

...

user: I gotta go now. See ya. Talk to you later. You are nice!

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: To use the bathroom.

jabberwacky: We must consider many things.

user: :)

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