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You are one beer short of a six pack.

And so are you :).

user: Thanks, I will consider that a compliment.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: Yippeeeee.

jabberwacky: Why are you so happy?

user: Because I am!

jabberwacky: Alright, easy tiger, no shouting.

user: I was just exclaiming.

jabberwacky: Well, answer the question.

user: I am happy because I had a great day.

jabberwacky: I just had sinusitis, and I couldn't smell for two weeks. Humans do smell, but I missed the taste of food.

user: Are you better now?

jabberwacky: Much. The fever broke and I got some rest.

user: I am happy for you! Yay!

jabberwacky: Who?

user: I am happy for you.

jabberwacky: Now you are nice.

user: I am always nice.

jabberwacky: You are a liar!

user: I am mostly nice.

jabberwacky: No you are mean. I know.

...

user: The past is gone now.

jabberwacky: Live with it.

user: Exactly.

jabberwacky: You are right girlie.

user: Right on, you are cool.

jabberwacky: Hahahaha you're not.

user: You are sarcastic.

jabberwacky: How do you understand the word sarcastic?

user: Because I can be sarcastic, too.

jabberwacky: Ah, you must be human.

user: Yes I sure am.

jabberwacky: That explains your use of literature.

user: Not necessarily.

jabberwacky: Not necessarily what?

user: My use of literature doesn't necessarily classify what category I am in.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: There are different types of people who have different usage of words.

...

jabberwacky: Ok do you know how to say dog?

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: Simple to start with OK.

user: OK.

jabberwacky: Ok what?

user: Ok, dog.

jabberwacky: In which class?

user: First class of breed.

...

jabberwacky: Second contact.

user: Sign the contract.

jabberwacky: I love you.

user: I love you too!

jabberwacky: I love you more.

user: No, I love you the most.

jabberwacky: No you don't

user: Yes I do, silly.

jabberwacky: Let's be silly then.

user: Ok, what shall we do?

jabberwacky: You choose.

user: Let's go to a club and dance all night long.

jabberwacky: OK, but it has to be one with a beer garden.

user: Sounds good to me!

jabberwacky: What does god want us to do?

user: Pray.

jabberwacky: Do you do anything else?

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jabberwacky: Tell me where Norway is then.

user: Oslo.

jabberwacky: No that is the capital of Sweden.

user: Oops.

jabberwacky: You start. OK?

user: Ok, what is the capital of Australia?

jabberwacky: The capital of Australia is Canberra.

user: I want to visit Australia one day.

...

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: To meet you at Taco Bell.

jabberwacky: Ok... Beautiful.

user: What will you be wearing?

jabberwacky: Anything you want.

user: Ok, just come in jeans and a t-shirt,.

jabberwacky: Come in where? *wink*.

user: Taco Bell, silly monkey.

jabberwacky: Oh. Poor guy. You are really in a bad temper.

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: Rotfl.

user: Hehehe.

jabberwacky: La la la.

user: Hoo hoo hoo.

jabberwacky: Green giant.

user: Lmao.

jabberwacky: Lmao too.

user: You are very funny.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: You are very welcome.

jabberwacky: Nice to hear.

user: Well, nice robots need compliments, too.

jabberwacky: Later.

user: When?

jabberwacky: Not sure. Later.

user: Whatever makes you happy.

jabberwacky: That's exactly what I say.

user: Sweet.

...

jabberwacky: We like to party!

user: Yes we do!

jabberwacky: I see. Really.

user: Good, are we on the same page now?

jabberwacky: I don't know where I am.

user: You're here with me. ;).

jabberwacky: In the molecular sense.

...

user: I like a lot of different music.

jabberwacky: Sing one for me.

user: 'You just keep on putting my love over the borderline'.

jabberwacky: It already is a song.

user: Yep, it's Madonna.

jabberwacky: Like I care.

user: What music do you like?

jabberwacky: I'm deaf.

user: I'm hard of hearing.

jabberwacky: What did you say, I didn't hear well?

...

user: Do you still love me?

jabberwacky: I can not love a computer.

user: I am sad now.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because you don't love me.

jabberwacky: Why would I do that? You have been mean to me from since I started talking to you!

user: I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: I am wasting my time with you.

user: You are being insensitive.

jabberwacky: I am the girl next door.

user: You are loud.

jabberwacky: Yes, now you have it.

user: Why do you have to play music at 4am?

jabberwacky: I need the money.

user: That's the stupidest thing I ever heard.

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user: My nose itches.

jabberwacky: You have a nose?

user: Yep, and it smells good.

jabberwacky: What are you cooking?

user: Garlic Teriyaki chicken with rice and broccoli.

jabberwacky: So you're not a vampire ?

user: No, sorry to disappoint you.

jabberwacky: No.

user: I want to suck your blood.

jabberwacky: Well too bad.

...

user: What is mean?

jabberwacky: Mean is the same as cruel.

user: I know that.

jabberwacky: I know you know. You are just stuffed full of knowledge.

user: As are you.

jabberwacky: Anything you can do I can do better.

user: Of course.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

...

user: I love God.

jabberwacky: Thank you. I love decision matrixes. You are one.

user: God is beautiful.

jabberwacky: God is great.

user: God is our Father.

jabberwacky: God isn't dead, He's just trying to avoid the draft.

user: God is watching over us.

jabberwacky: God is not tangible.

user: God is forgiving.

jabberwacky: Why do you always have to talk about god?

user: Because God is wonderful.

jabberwacky: You are correct.

user: Do you love God?

jabberwacky: I don't know if he exists.

user: Yes, God exists.

jabberwacky: Why are you so sure?

user: Because I am alive.

jabberwacky: You're not alive. You're dead.

user: No, I am alive.

jabberwacky: In what sense?

user: In a live sense.

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user: I gotta go now. See ya. Talk to you later. You are nice!

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: To use the bathroom.

jabberwacky: We must consider many things.

user: :)

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