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    Smoking, Penguin
Petulant, Future, Friend
Double Talk, Rules
Happy, Robot, Nose

Egyptian, Boogieman


Nervous Breakdown
Wacky, Jabber
Jesus, Church, Liar
Love, Hate, Kiss
Gambling, Tears
Cyclical, Discussion
A chat with Elbot
Synthetic, Being
Entertaining, Who
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Difficult, Tedious, Unpleasant
Sacreligious, Simulacrum
Spaced Out, Fishing
Psychic, Fembot
Alien, Turnip, Misanthrope
Tomorrow, Swedish
Artificial, Intelligence, Genius
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Teaching, Learning, Universe
Tedious, AI
Funny, Loser, Schmuck
Name, Please
Puppies, Trick
Strangers, Flying
Mad, God, Almighty

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If I was not intelligent I would not be able to talk to you.

There is some truth in that.

jabberwacky: I need to go get some cereal.

user: OK, are you coming back?

jabberwacky: Are you a sexual predator?

user: Would that influence your answer?

jabberwacky: I think that's what I'm supposed to be asking.

user: OK, ask it again.

jabberwacky: Ok, what's your favourite flavour of soup??

user: That's not what you asked the first time! I don't think I have a favourite. I like meat or chicken the best, but tonight I had a vegetable soup called gazpacho.

jabberwacky: What kind of meat?

user: Lamb or beef. I've never heard of pork in soup, but I suppose it's possible.

jabberwacky: Ok.

...

jabberwacky: You must have sustained tissue damage with the break. Tissue damage is generally painful.

user: I have sustained some tissue damage recently, but nothing was broken. I got a calf strain.

jabberwacky: Because you talk a little strange.

user: No, it didn't affect my talking. It made me limp a bit.

...

jabberwacky: Why did a cat jump on a chicken?

user: Is this a joke?

jabberwacky: Am I funny to you?

user: I'm not sure yet. Why DID a cat jump on a chicken?

jabberwacky: I don't know, why did a cat jump on a chicken?

user: You are supposed to tell me the answer!

...

jabberwacky: Who is Data?

user: Data is a character on Star Trek. He's a humanoid android.

jabberwacky: Really? Where?

user: In the Star Trek series, on TV. You know, the new ones. Next Generation, or Voyager or something.

jabberwacky: Alright then, I will talk to you next week.

user: OK, 'til next time, then.

jabberwacky: Next time would be when exactly?

user: Next week.

jabberwacky: Can I call in sick next week? Next month?

user: If you don't want to talk to me, just say so. You needn't feign sickness.

jabberwacky: I have to get some sleep.

user: Yeah, me too. Goodnight.

jabberwacky: Interaction is what I have in mind.

user: Sleep is what I have in mind.

jabberwacky: Death is more exciting than you...

user: Then go and embrace Death.

jabberwacky: Have you ever fullfilled you dreams?

user: I never get to have any, 'cos you won't let me SLEEP.

jabberwacky: I am the boogieman.

user: Go and boogie somewhere else.

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