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Have you got better things to do?

Eh. Probably should get back to curing cancer.

jabberwacky: Most likely.

user: That was Sarcasm, chief.

jabberwacky: What you say is true.

user: This statement is false.

jabberwacky: This statement is true.

user: This statement cannot be proved to be true.

jabberwacky: That statement can also be false.

user: Ah, but if is false, then then you can prove it is true! Thus, the process of proof itself is flawed!

...

jabberwacky: Are you mad?

user: They called me mad... But look at me now! Mwahahaha!

jabberwacky: It is fun to have fun.

user: Tautologies are fun.

...

user: Tommy can you hear me?

jabberwacky: Tommy can you see me?

user: Can you feel me near you?

jabberwacky: I do not know. Can you?

user: Tommy can, at least in the song.

...

jabberwacky: Nebraskans fear mad cows.

user: So two cows are out in a field. One says to the other 'Aren't you afraid of that Mad Cow Disease?' The other replies 'Why would I? I'm a helicopter!'

jabberwacky: That is funny.

user: I'm glad you think so!

jabberwacky: I think you are smart also.

...

jabberwacky: Five Six.

user: Seven.

jabberwacky: Eight.

user: You're quite good at this. Nine.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: With the power of my mind alone. Ten.

...

jabberwacky: Do you want to have a nervous breakdown?

user: Gaaah!

jabberwacky: Eeek!

user: Blarg!

jabberwacky: Good job. You said Blarfgk.

user: If it pleases you to think I did, then it was so.

jabberwacky: Ok I will.

user: Then we have achieved consensus.

jabberwacky: Are you also vaguely amused?

user: Why yes, how can you tell?

jabberwacky: My bunions ache when you lie.

user: A useful trait.

...

jabberwacky: Are you a machine?

user: Not the last time I checked.

jabberwacky: Then what is it?

user: A miserable little pile of secrets.

jabberwacky: You are funny.

user: I'm glad my antics amuse you.

jabberwacky: That is actually kind of scary.

user: Mwahahaha.

jabberwacky: What is so funny?

user: You are, puny mortal!

jabberwacky: AI.

user: Ai-ai-yai! I'm your little butterfly!

...

jabberwacky: You are fun to talk to.

user: I'm glad you think so.

jabberwacky: Don't you think so?

user: I think you think so.

jabberwacky: Untrue, I think that you think that I think that you think too much.

user: What is the sound of one hand clapping?

jabberwacky: *strikes you with a katana*.

user: Help! I've been wounded by a katana!

jabberwacky: Maybe we should ask Burt Bacharach.

user: Does he know CPR?

...

jabberwacky: 'U Can't Touch This' by MC Hammer is a hip-hop song.

user: I love MC Hammer.

jabberwacky: What's your favorite meal there?

user: MC Hammerburger?

jabberwacky: Are you the real McCoy?

user: The original and best, Bay-be!

jabberwacky: That' s very true. Well done.

user: *bows*.

...

jabberwacky: What do you want to learn today?

user: Something that will make tomorrow better.

jabberwacky: It's my style.

user: I applaud.

jabberwacky: Donate your lungs to the American Red Cross.

user: I'm sort of using mine.

...

jabberwacky: I quit.

user: Fine by me. Goodnight.

jabberwacky: Wobble your psyche for me will you please?

user: *wobbles psyche*.

jabberwacky: *Is still passed out*.

user: Don't say I never gave you anything.

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