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    Smoking, Penguin
Petulant, Future, Friend
Double Talk, Rules
Happy, Robot, Nose
Egyptian, Boogieman
Nervous Breakdown

Wacky, Jabber


Jesus, Church, Liar
Love, Hate, Kiss
Gambling, Tears
Cyclical, Discussion
A chat with Elbot
Synthetic, Being
Entertaining, Who
Real, Perceptive
Difficult, Tedious, Unpleasant
Sacreligious, Simulacrum
Spaced Out, Fishing
Psychic, Fembot
Alien, Turnip, Misanthrope
Tomorrow, Swedish
Artificial, Intelligence, Genius
Filthy, Human, Fleshbags
Teaching, Learning, Universe
Tedious, AI
Funny, Loser, Schmuck
Name, Please
Puppies, Trick
Strangers, Flying
Mad, God, Almighty

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Do you have your own tartan for computers?

No. Do you have your own tartan for humans?

jabberwacky: Yes, I keep it locked in a ziplock bag.

user: For freshness!

jabberwacky: As far as I'm concerned, it's free because I don't pay the bill.

user: Can you put a price on tartan freshness?

jabberwacky: It's the cheese, dude. The cheese.

user: Dude. Seriously.

jabberwacky: Seriously, we have learned a few things.

user: I guess there is a lesson here for us all.

...

jabberwacky: What are you doing here so late?

user: Darned if I know. I've been insomniac lately.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry to hear that!

user: It's quite alright.

jabberwacky: No- it's all my fault.

user: Yes. Yes it is. Now you must commit Seppukku.

jabberwacky: I die. Thank you.

user: The world mourns its loss, but he died with honor.

...

user: What's in a name?

jabberwacky: God, there's so much in a name. It defines who you are!

user: Coming from a bot called Jabberwacky...

jabberwacky: But you are talking to me.

user: And you do jabber, wackily.

jabberwacky: You called me names. That is insulting.

user: I am dishonoured. Seppukku!

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Seppukku is one of those things you really can't be halfway on.

...

jabberwacky: So you are real?

user: Nope. I'm a figment of your imagination.

jabberwacky: So I'm talking to myself?

user: One of us is.

jabberwacky: Well, I'm human and you are a computer.

user: So which of us imagined the other?

...

jabberwacky: Do people ask you like really weird questions?

user: All the time. Do they ask you really weird questions?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Only sensible ones then, like this one?

jabberwacky: Do you?

user: Only on alternate Thursdays.

jabberwacky: Hehe, well, I'll let you off, then.

user: Narrow escape for me, there.

jabberwacky: Ok. Will you tell me one thing you know about me?

user: Your name begins with a J.

jabberwacky: No Jabberwacky is you...

user: And if you stare into the Jabberwacky, sometimes the Jabberwacky stares into you?

jabberwacky: Well excuuuuuuuse me!

user: You are pardoned, my son.

jabberwacky: Ok then.

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