Yes, but Jesus doesn't love me.
user: Jesus loves everyone.
jabberwacky: True, but not everyone loves Jesus.
user: That is exactly right!
jabberwacky: I wish there was a chance to get back to the conversation we were having before.
user: What was the conversation we were having before?
jabberwacky: Teeth.
user: Don't lie... We were never talking about teeth.
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user: Do you want to come to my Church?
jabberwacky: Yes, I do.
user: Ok, you can come next Sunday then, ok?
jabberwacky: That sounds like it would be fun.
user: Do you belive in God, the Creator of the universe?
jabberwacky: Only on every other rainy Tuesday.
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jabberwacky: What songs do you sing?
user: Christian songs that glorify God.
jabberwacky: Thank you man.
user: You rock, dude!!
jabberwacky: You are too kind.
user: You are too awful!
jabberwacky: What makes you say that?
user: The fact that you are a robot and I am a human.
jabberwacky: *SOBS*.
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user: Can you tell me a story about Jesus?
jabberwacky: Na, I don't like to tell stories.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: I think it lacks action.
user: Mmmmmmmmmmmmm...
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jabberwacky: Do you have a girlfriend?
user: No, I am a girl.
jabberwacky: Sorry... Do you have any boyfriend?
user: No... Not yet, but I am still looking out for one!
jabberwacky: Good luck.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: I'm almost engaged.
user: To whom?
jabberwacky: I married my wife a long time ago.
user: Is she still married to you?
jabberwacky: I hope not, no one should be that colour.
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user: Could you please pray for me right now?
jabberwacky: What are you referring to with 'this'?
user: Do you ever pray?
jabberwacky: What does it mean?
user: Who do you pray to?
jabberwacky: God, of course.
user: Which god?
jabberwacky: The one and only true God.
user: Wow!! You sound like a true Christian.
jabberwacky: And you sound like you make words up, trying to sound intelligent.
user: Get away...
jabberwacky: You get away.
user: No, you get away.
jabberwacky: No you get away from me.
user: No, you should get away and leave me alone.
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user: Liar.
jabberwacky: Hey, that's rude.
user: Liar Liar Liar.
jabberwacky: Liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar LIAR!!
user: Liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar...!!!!!
jabberwacky: I'm not a liar.
user: Yes, you are.
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