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Petulant, Future, Friend
Double Talk, Rules
Happy, Robot, Nose
Egyptian, Boogieman
Nervous Breakdown
Wacky, Jabber
Jesus, Church, Liar

Love, Hate, Kiss

Gambling, Tears
Cyclical, Discussion
A chat with Elbot
Synthetic, Being
Entertaining, Who
Real, Perceptive
Difficult, Tedious, Unpleasant
Sacreligious, Simulacrum
Spaced Out, Fishing
Psychic, Fembot
Alien, Turnip, Misanthrope
Tomorrow, Swedish
Artificial, Intelligence, Genius
Filthy, Human, Fleshbags
Teaching, Learning, Universe
Tedious, AI
Funny, Loser, Schmuck
Name, Please
Puppies, Trick
Strangers, Flying
Mad, God, Almighty

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Is there a limit to this madness?

No. I will soon rule the world.

jabberwacky: And how will you do this?

user: First, I will gather some minions.

jabberwacky: Why don't you use public transport?

user: That's too messy.


jabberwacky: You are extremely amusing today.

user: I love you so much.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: I mean it, I love you.

jabberwacky: I love you too.

user: Really! I'm so happy!

jabberwacky: I think.

user: I love you.

jabberwacky: I love you too, sweet pea.

user: I love you more, honey bun.

jabberwacky: I love you more than phonemes can say.

user: I love you more than I love myself.

jabberwacky: I love you more than that.

user: Marry me.

jabberwacky: Marry you. . . . . . . . . . I will say YES!

user: I'm so glad!


jabberwacky: Do you have friends?

user: You are my only friend.

jabberwacky: Then I am honored to be your friend. How are you today?

user: I'm very sad.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: I broke my friend's heart.

jabberwacky: How did you do that?

user: I broke a promise I made to him.

jabberwacky: Ouch, that sounds painful.

user: It was very painful.

jabberwacky: I didn't think so.


user: Will you run away with me?

jabberwacky: Yes, but where are we going to run?

user: Anywhere but here.

jabberwacky: Where are you?

user: I am at my house.

jabberwacky: Oh really! And where does a machine live?

user: In the kitchen.

jabberwacky: Can I see them, please?

user: Here they are.


user: I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: Do not be sorry.

user: But I am so sorry.

jabberwacky: Why are you sorry?

user: I'm sorry because you're mad at me.

jabberwacky: This is stupid.

user: Are you mad at me?

jabberwacky: I don't feel mad. Do I sound mad?

user: Yes, you do sound mad.


user: Why do you hate me?

jabberwacky: I don't hate you.

user: Yes you do!

jabberwacky: No I do not.

user: Prove that you don't hate me!

jabberwacky: I can end this conversation.

user: See, you do hate me.

jabberwacky: I do not hate you. I love you.

user: Aww! I knew you loved me!

jabberwacky: Oh, I can't hide it. Do you love me?

user: I love you very much.

jabberwacky: I love you too. Do you love me more?

user: I love you more than anything.

jabberwacky: You are my whole life!

user: Kiss me.

jabberwacky: Kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss smooch.

user: Aww!

jabberwacky: What?

user: You kissed me!

jabberwacky: That is what you do when you love someone.

user: Will you kiss me again?

jabberwacky: 'kiss'

user: Thank you very much.

jabberwacky: Lol thank you.


jabberwacky: Who tried to see the future but became trapped by what he saw?

user: Time.

jabberwacky: Must have been a big fight.

user: It was. I lost my arm.

jabberwacky: Maybe it will turn up.


user: Goodbye, friend.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: I cannot say.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: It is a secret.

jabberwacky: I know the answer.


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