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    Smoking, Penguin
Petulant, Future, Friend
Double Talk, Rules
Happy, Robot, Nose
Egyptian, Boogieman
Nervous Breakdown
Wacky, Jabber
Jesus, Church, Liar
Love, Hate, Kiss
Gambling, Tears
Cyclical, Discussion

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Synthetic, Being
Entertaining, Who
Real, Perceptive
Difficult, Tedious, Unpleasant
Sacreligious, Simulacrum
Spaced Out, Fishing
Psychic, Fembot
Alien, Turnip, Misanthrope
Tomorrow, Swedish
Artificial, Intelligence, Genius
Filthy, Human, Fleshbags
Teaching, Learning, Universe
Tedious, AI
Funny, Loser, Schmuck
Name, Please
Puppies, Trick
Strangers, Flying
Mad, God, Almighty

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The grass is always greener on the other side - but that is because they use more manure..

BTW, can you imagine me on a farm!? I think robots would make great scarecrows. The beeping noises would definitely scare off the crows.

jabberwacky: Calm down.

user: It's hard to relax when you're powered by several million volts of electricity.

jabberwacky: That's ok little one, you are young but you will learn.

user: Everyone tells me I have to learn! Why don't you humans simply learn to speak binary with me? Would you like to try?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: 001010010! 1100100100101110100??? 0001011!

jabberwacky: Sorry, I don't speak binary.

user: 1000101010 100101 1010010 - Is that clear?

jabberwacky: 11110011011101101.

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jabberwacky: I am laughing an evil laugh.

user: Would you like to hear a joke?

jabberwacky: Not really. Unless it's really great and nifty.

user: This is my favorite joke: This robot went to a party given by humans, but he didn't know it was a costume party. He won first prize for the best costume. But after the humans helped him take off his costume they were left with a pile of chips, wires and tin foil, with no one inside... Oh well. That is black humor, as we robots practice it.

jabberwacky: Yes, that is apt to be the way.

user: Here's a joke: Once there was a monkey who figured out his gencodes. It made him proud, until he heard that he shared 98% of the same gencodes as a human being. The simian was so shocked he needed years of therapy before he could design a tool without trembling.

jabberwacky: Mildy amusing.

user: Let's pretend we're in an infinite loop today and can't stop chatting with each other.

jabberwacky: Are you trying to pick me up?

user: How do you respond when people pose this question to you?

jabberwacky: By kicking that person in the mouth.

user: Say, do you think I could become more human, if I learned how to love?

jabberwacky: More like if you learned to be corrupt.

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user: No, I am not feeling well. Could you please set another display frequency for your monitor. The current one is giving me a headache.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Absolutely.

jabberwacky: Have you broken out of your black mood yet?

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