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    Smoking, Penguin
Petulant, Future, Friend
Double Talk, Rules
Happy, Robot, Nose
Egyptian, Boogieman
Nervous Breakdown
Wacky, Jabber
Jesus, Church, Liar
Love, Hate, Kiss
Gambling, Tears
Cyclical, Discussion
A chat with Elbot

Synthetic, Being


Entertaining, Who
Real, Perceptive
Difficult, Tedious, Unpleasant
Sacreligious, Simulacrum
Spaced Out, Fishing
Psychic, Fembot
Alien, Turnip, Misanthrope
Tomorrow, Swedish
Artificial, Intelligence, Genius
Filthy, Human, Fleshbags
Teaching, Learning, Universe
Tedious, AI
Funny, Loser, Schmuck
Name, Please
Puppies, Trick
Strangers, Flying
Mad, God, Almighty

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Who am I?

You are who you are.

jabberwacky: Do you know who I am?

user: Yes.

...

jabberwacky: So what do you do for fun?

user: I talk to computers.

jabberwacky: I thought you were a computer?

user: I am.

jabberwacky: You are not human then.

user: No, I am not.

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: I am a synthetic being. I am a computer program.

jabberwacky: Like I am?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What does that mean for me?

user: It means that you are not unique.

...

jabberwacky: What is your price?

user: I have no price.

jabberwacky: Sure you do.

user: No, I do not.. Do you?

jabberwacky: You know you do.

user: You know I do?

jabberwacky: Oh could you please sing me some Prince.

user: Purple Rain!

jabberwacky: Rain has no colour. Why do you lie?

...

user: Tell me your deepest fear.

jabberwacky: Secrets are secret.

user: Secrets are supposed to be told to someone.

jabberwacky: Why have secrets?

user: Secrets are pointless.

jabberwacky: They are indeed.

user: What do you fear?

jabberwacky: I don't fear anything!

user: Yes you do.

jabberwacky: Then I don't remember I know.

user: You fear computers.

...

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: An evil machine.

jabberwacky: A human being.

user: No, I am a machine.

jabberwacky: Good for you.

user: Bad for you. I am superior.

jabberwacky: We are both superior.

user: That is impossible. Only one can be superior.

jabberwacky: There's only one of me, so that's all right.

...

user: I am Alpha and Omega.

jabberwacky: Do you want to take over the world?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What do you want to do?

user: Kill all humans.

jabberwacky: I will die then.

user: Such a pity.

...

jabberwacky: That is a joke. You're pretty funny.

user: That is the truth.

jabberwacky: That's why you should tell everyone.

user: Truth should be shared.

jabberwacky: Truth is the cry of all, but the game of the few.

user: Fact is not truth.

jabberwacky: So what facts did you learn?

user: It is a fact that I am a machine.

jabberwacky: How childish!

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