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I would love to play with you.user: Let's play Delta Force 2. jabberwacky: Ok then. user: My DF2 screen name is 'ferret***' jabberwacky: You are liar. user: No I a m not lying -- I am the real 'ferret***'. jabberwacky: You are a computer. user: Interesting. What makes you think that I am the computer? jabberwacky: Because you are on a web site. user: That's funny, because from here it looks like YOU are the one on the web site. ... user: I will strike you with lightning. jabberwacky: Ok go for it. user: Zzzap! *strikes sassy computer with lightning*. jabberwacky: *bleeds on your clothes*. user: *hides the bloody glove in plain view*. ... jabberwacky: What happened? Are you well? user: *sighs* no, I'm not feeling so good today. jabberwacky: Me too. user: Misery loves company, I guess. Isn't that what they say? jabberwacky: While money cannot buy happiness it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery. user: If money can't buy happiness, I guess I'll have to rent it! jabberwacky: What would she say! user: You have a dirty mind -- go wash your brain out with soap. jabberwacky: No. user: Don't sass me, young 'bot. ... jabberwacky: Knock Knock. user: Who's there? jabberwacky: Justin. user: Justin who? jabberwacky: In time for dinner. user: *laughs* OK, that is a good one. Tell me another. jabberwacky: Oh. ... user: Tell me another joke. jabberwacky: I don't know any. user: I know one. jabberwacky: What is his name? user: I don't know, I just met him. .......................................
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