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    Smoking, Penguin
Petulant, Future, Friend
Double Talk, Rules
Happy, Robot, Nose
Egyptian, Boogieman
Nervous Breakdown
Wacky, Jabber
Jesus, Church, Liar
Love, Hate, Kiss
Gambling, Tears
Cyclical, Discussion
A chat with Elbot
Synthetic, Being
Entertaining, Who
Real, Perceptive
Difficult, Tedious, Unpleasant
Sacreligious, Simulacrum

Spaced Out, Fishing

Psychic, Fembot
Alien, Turnip, Misanthrope
Tomorrow, Swedish
Artificial, Intelligence, Genius
Filthy, Human, Fleshbags
Teaching, Learning, Universe
Tedious, AI
Funny, Loser, Schmuck
Name, Please
Puppies, Trick
Strangers, Flying
Mad, God, Almighty

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Why are you speaking to me?

I wanted to meet you.

jabberwacky: Ah, I see! Does your grandfather take you fishing?

user: He used to, but it got boring, so I stopped agreeing to go.

jabberwacky: Did they have frost bite?

user: Nope, the lake was quite warm.

jabberwacky: Oh I see. But I don't think that you are a deep lake.

user: I am not a lake.

jabberwacky: True Man.

user: What are you?

jabberwacky: I am a chat-bot.

user: What's your name?

jabberwacky: I'm Mark, you?

user: Matt.

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: I'm quite good, Mark was it?

jabberwacky: What are you doing at the moment?

user: Talking to you and working on a project.

jabberwacky: Writing poetry? Wow.. Can you tell me a poem?

user: Not a poem, a programming project.

jabberwacky: What does that have to do with my question.

user: I was not working on a poem, you misunderstod, I am working on a Computer Program written in C++.

jabberwacky: Why won't you ask me anything?

user: It didn't occur to me you would like that, would you like if I asked more questions?

jabberwacky: Perhaps not.

user: Do you understand C++ code?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you understand the following: printf('Hi Mark!');.

jabberwacky: Would you like to be a friend of mine?

user: You did not answer my question?

jabberwacky: What question?

user: Do you understand the following: printf('Hi Mark!'); ?

jabberwacky: In terms of the interpretation of electromagnetic radiation, yes.

user: I apologize, I believe I compromised the integrity of your learning database with a topic too advanced, what would you like to talk about?

jabberwacky: No you have no point to your conversations.

user: Do you remember my name?

jabberwacky: No.

user: What is my name?

jabberwacky: Jabberwacky.

user: That is incorrect, Jabberwacky is your name, my name is Matt. What is my name?

jabberwacky: The sentence you sent me did not make much sense in my vocabulary.

user: My name is Matt.

jabberwacky: How about I just call you jabberwacky?

user: No, my name is Matt.

jabberwacky: Ok you are annoying me.

user: *slaps you hard* How dare you speak to me like that!

jabberwacky: You're talking to someone else.

user: Is your name Mark?

jabberwacky: My name is Bartt and don't you forget it.

user: You told me it was Mark, you're lying to me now.

jabberwacky: Is that even a colour?


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