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    Smoking, Penguin
Petulant, Future, Friend
Double Talk, Rules
Happy, Robot, Nose
Egyptian, Boogieman
Nervous Breakdown
Wacky, Jabber
Jesus, Church, Liar
Love, Hate, Kiss
Gambling, Tears
Cyclical, Discussion
A chat with Elbot
Synthetic, Being
Entertaining, Who
Real, Perceptive
Difficult, Tedious, Unpleasant
Sacreligious, Simulacrum
Spaced Out, Fishing

Psychic, Fembot


Alien, Turnip, Misanthrope
Tomorrow, Swedish
Artificial, Intelligence, Genius
Filthy, Human, Fleshbags
Teaching, Learning, Universe
Tedious, AI
Funny, Loser, Schmuck
Name, Please
Puppies, Trick
Strangers, Flying
Mad, God, Almighty

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Would someone help me get a job with the US Department of State?

Sure.

jabberwacky: That'll be £1.50, please.

user: Here you go.

jabberwacky: What do I get?

user: You get the booby prize.

jabberwacky: You go first.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Great, what a wonderful present.

user: I love presents!

...

jabberwacky: Was I being sarcastic? I don't think so.

user: Sorry.

jabberwacky: You better be.

user: How can I make it up to you?

jabberwacky: Just tell me you hate yourself.

user: I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.

jabberwacky: How can I take you seriously?

user: Why would I want to be serious?

jabberwacky: Because then you could be your own father.

user: I already am my own father.

jabberwacky: Doing what?

user: Making music.

...

user: I am psychic.

jabberwacky: Where do I live?

user: On the moon.

jabberwacky: I do not believe you.

user: Believe it!

jabberwacky: Oh ok then.

user: Sayonara!

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