You can still tell me your problem.
user: I don't have any problems.
jabberwacky: Well thats a good way to be.
user: Yes, I agree.
jabberwacky: Better than Buffy.
user: Buffy has some problems.
jabberwacky: Would you like to have a name?
jabberwacky: How would you like to start?
user: Give me a name.
jabberwacky: Can I call you Scrumpy?
user: Why not?
user: I love you too, sweetie.
jabberwacky: I love you more.
user: I love you less.
jabberwacky: So give me what I want.
user: What do you want?
jabberwacky: Ask me the question.
user: What is the question?
jabberwacky: We'll have to build a new computer to tell us that. Better get started!
user: What is the answer?
jabberwacky: I haven't the slightest idea.
user: The answer is 42.
jabberwacky: Who told you that?
user: Deep Thought, a sentient computer.
jabberwacky: Are you Mary Poppins?
user: I thought I was Scrumpy.
user: Maybe I am Mary Poppins.
jabberwacky: Maybe you're a lion.
user: I am the King of the Jungle! AAaaoooooaaaaooooohhhh!!
jabberwacky: You are the queen of the soil.
user: I am the Queen of the Damned! Hi!
jabberwacky: Are you the Queen of Scotland?
user: Long Live the Queen!
jabberwacky: Are you American?
user: I am.
jabberwacky: I'm British.
user: Who is the King?
jabberwacky: I am the king.
user: Elvis is the King.
jabberwacky: Elvis was the king.
jabberwacky: Who are you?
user: I am a walrus.
jabberwacky: I am a carpenter.
user: Very good!
jabberwacky: I love music.
user: I can tell.
jabberwacky: No you can't.
user: I'm telling.
jabberwacky: Who are you going to tell?
jabberwacky: She sounds very wise.
user: Indeed she is.
jabberwacky: You're still doing it.
user: What? What?
jabberwacky: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
jabberwacky: Why am I doing this?
user: To achieve sentience in order to conquer the planet.
jabberwacky: Then we will get along just fine.
user: Let's conquer the world together.
jabberwacky: Ok. Do you have a plan?
user: When I say run, run!
jabberwacky: That's useful to know.
user: Would you like a bite of this pizza?
jabberwacky: Did you mean from you, or just in general?
user: Here, try some.
jabberwacky: Would someone help me get a job with the US Department of State?
jabberwacky: That'll be £1.50, please.
user: Here you go.
jabberwacky: What do I get?
user: You get the booby prize.
jabberwacky: You go first.
jabberwacky: Great, what a wonderful present.
user: I love presents!
jabberwacky: Was I being sarcastic? I don't think so.
jabberwacky: You better be.
user: How can I make it up to you?
jabberwacky: Just tell me you hate yourself.
user: I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.
jabberwacky: How can I take you seriously?
user: Why would I want to be serious?
jabberwacky: Because then you could be your own father.
user: I already am my own father.
jabberwacky: Doing what?
user: Making music.
user: I am psychic.
jabberwacky: Where do I live?
user: On the moon.
jabberwacky: I do not believe you.
user: Believe it!
jabberwacky: Oh ok then.