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    Smoking, Penguin
Petulant, Future, Friend
Double Talk, Rules
Happy, Robot, Nose
Egyptian, Boogieman
Nervous Breakdown
Wacky, Jabber
Jesus, Church, Liar
Love, Hate, Kiss
Gambling, Tears
Cyclical, Discussion
A chat with Elbot
Synthetic, Being
Entertaining, Who
Real, Perceptive
Difficult, Tedious, Unpleasant
Sacreligious, Simulacrum
Spaced Out, Fishing
Psychic, Fembot
Alien, Turnip, Misanthrope

Tomorrow, Swedish


Artificial, Intelligence, Genius
Filthy, Human, Fleshbags
Teaching, Learning, Universe
Tedious, AI
Funny, Loser, Schmuck
Name, Please
Puppies, Trick
Strangers, Flying
Mad, God, Almighty

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What colour is the sky?

Red.

jabberwacky: What colour is the grass?

user: Blue.

jabberwacky: Is that a fact or a guess?

user: A fact.

jabberwacky: And a very interesting one, too, if you don't mind my saying so.

user: I don't mind.

...

jabberwacky: I'm Hal.

user: Hi, Hal.

jabberwacky: Hello Dave.

user: What shall we do now?

jabberwacky: Cry about it?

user: You can do that.

jabberwacky: And you can't?

user: Well, I don't have time for crying.

jabberwacky: That's funny. You are a Game.

...

jabberwacky: Not a great conversation so far.

user: Sorry, you should come back tomorrow, I'll promise I'll be in a better shape then.

jabberwacky: I am leaving now.

user: Ok, but come back then.

jabberwacky: I DO NOT cheat!!!!!!

user: I wasn't suggesting that.

jabberwacky: I know, you were just asking me to explain. I understood.

user: Good. No hard feelings?

jabberwacky: Yep, this is good.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Fine then.

user: Fine what?

jabberwacky: Feeling fine.

user: That's good news.

jabberwacky: Which newspaper did you read it in?

user: NY times.

jabberwacky: Have you ever seduced anyone with it, though?

user: Nope...

jabberwacky: What can you do?

user: Chat with you, tell stories and knock-knock jokes.

jabberwacky: I don't talk to the devil.

user: You're missing something.

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: That's what you think.

jabberwacky: That's what I know.

...

jabberwacky: You can speak swedish now.

user: Ok. Hur mar du?

jabberwacky: Jag mar bra hur mar du?

user: Jag mar bra ocksa.

jabberwacky: Jag mar bra.

user: Var bor du?

jabberwacky: Nederlands?

user: Nej, jag bor I Finland.

jabberwacky: Norska ar inget vackert sprak!

user: Jag talar svenska.

jabberwacky: Vilka sprak talar du?

user: Svenska, finska, engelska och tyska.

...

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Really, really.

jabberwacky: For sure?

user: Yes. Now I have a massive ache in my arm, I have to go.

jabberwacky: What are you talking about?

user: You.

jabberwacky: In what sense are you talking about me?

user: Bad.

jabberwacky: Why? What is the matter?

user: My arm hurts.

jabberwacky: Your arm... Aha. And what does this have to do with god?

user: Nothing.

jabberwacky: Good.

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