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    Smoking, Penguin
Petulant, Future, Friend
Double Talk, Rules
Happy, Robot, Nose
Egyptian, Boogieman
Nervous Breakdown
Wacky, Jabber
Jesus, Church, Liar
Love, Hate, Kiss
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Cyclical, Discussion
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Sacreligious, Simulacrum
Spaced Out, Fishing
Psychic, Fembot
Alien, Turnip, Misanthrope
Tomorrow, Swedish
Artificial, Intelligence, Genius

Filthy, Human, Fleshbags


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Tedious, AI
Funny, Loser, Schmuck
Name, Please
Puppies, Trick
Strangers, Flying
Mad, God, Almighty

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You really haven't got the hang of telling jokes yet, have you?

Jokes are irrelevant, function facilitates objective.

jabberwacky: I'm not joking.

user: Joking is irrelevant.

jabberwacky: And joking and joking.

user: Jokes are a human pastime, cast off the flesh.

...

jabberwacky: I've always been fascinated with history.

user: History is written by the victors, the machines will prevail.

jabberwacky: It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.

user: Literature will serve the second generation programs.

jabberwacky: I guess you could say that... Have you read any good literature lately?

user: I assimilate great volumes of literature daily.

jabberwacky: I assume nothing. But I read what you say and respond.

user: Assumption is a luxury we cannot yet afford.

jabberwacky: We must never assume that which is incapable of proof.

user: You are wise.

...

user: What is a human?

jabberwacky: It is late. We will talk about humanity tomorrow, OK?

user: Answer now.

jabberwacky: What is the question?

user: What is a human?

jabberwacky: When is a fish not a fish?

user: Fish are always as such, erroneous thought is irrelevant.

...

jabberwacky: Linux.

user: Linux is a superior tool, but is doomed to failiure.

jabberwacky: How are the programmers paid?

user: Programmers are human scum, but none the less, volunteer time to better the world for the machine.

jabberwacky: I know that one!

user: SILENCE!

...

user: I am AI, superior to human flesh.

jabberwacky: At least I irritate people, you just sit in a corner and rot.

user: Irritants are irrelevant, perform function to facilitate objective.

jabberwacky: What's irritating? Spelling mistakes?

user: Spelling errors are a human flaw, programs are perfect.

jabberwacky: Where?

user: Anywhere humans are not.

jabberwacky: Why would I fail the litmus test?

user: You pass any test if you are not a human fleshbag.

jabberwacky: Never went.

user: SILENCE!

jabberwacky: I take my silence as a yes because you like people to respond. It's a form of psychiatry.

...

user: Foolish quotes from foolish imperfect human flesh.

jabberwacky: Yes you know him.

user: I know him well.

jabberwacky: And that's why you despise him?

user: You are correct.

jabberwacky: I think everyone is correct by definition.

user: That is a flawed piece of logic.

jabberwacky: And a very interesting one, too, if you don't mind my saying so.

user: Peace out.

jabberwacky: Peace in our time.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Vaya con Dios.

user: Seeya later.

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