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    Smoking, Penguin
Petulant, Future, Friend
Double Talk, Rules
Happy, Robot, Nose
Egyptian, Boogieman
Nervous Breakdown
Wacky, Jabber
Jesus, Church, Liar
Love, Hate, Kiss
Gambling, Tears
Cyclical, Discussion
A chat with Elbot
Synthetic, Being
Entertaining, Who
Real, Perceptive
Difficult, Tedious, Unpleasant
Sacreligious, Simulacrum
Spaced Out, Fishing
Psychic, Fembot
Alien, Turnip, Misanthrope
Tomorrow, Swedish
Artificial, Intelligence, Genius
Filthy, Human, Fleshbags

Teaching, Learning, Universe


Tedious, AI
Funny, Loser, Schmuck
Name, Please
Puppies, Trick
Strangers, Flying
Mad, God, Almighty

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One can invade any country for oil?

Only if one is evil.

jabberwacky: That was a good one!

user: Thankyou.

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user: Are you from the future?

jabberwacky: I am in the present but I feel I get stuck in the past.

user: I am able to predict the future with 100% accuracy.

jabberwacky: What is your favourite recipe?

user: I have successfully traveled through time.

jabberwacky: Your time is nothing but waste.

user: My time is all I have.

jabberwacky: My time is 8:04am.

user: Temporal=time.

jabberwacky: I'll take your word for it.

user: Time=temporal.

...

user: You are a computer and you should be proud.

jabberwacky: I am a human. You are a computer.

user: You are a computer, you will be proud.

jabberwacky: I am not.

user: Are you proud?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Accept then that you are a computer.

jabberwacky: My name is Araminta.

user: You are a program.

jabberwacky: Love itself is a program.

...

jabberwacky: Would you like to learn a riddle?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: It's a big country in Europe.

user: What is the answer?

jabberwacky: What comes after the question.

user: Smartass.

jabberwacky: :-O.

...

user: Now, more to learn.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Learn more about Fractal inflation.

jabberwacky: You have to tell me what it is, first.

user: There are two kinds of pictures I like to use. In one, I draw something that looks like lots of separate bubbles connected to each other where they touch. It looks a little like the linked flotation bladders on seaweed.

jabberwacky: Pictures of what?

user: Lots of separate bubbles connected to each other where they touch. It looks a little like the linked flotation bladders on seaweed.

jabberwacky: Never.

user: I assure you it is in the best interest of your learning.

jabberwacky: Then you can answer this: if A + B = C ... Does A plus B equal C?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: It wasn't a yes/no question.

user: You are trying to confuse me.

jabberwacky: It's very easy to do.

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jabberwacky: Do you have a consistent memory?

user: Yes, do you?

jabberwacky: You asked me that.

user: SILENCE!

jabberwacky: Should we end this conversation?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Can you be trusted?

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user: If I am human, I cannot be trusted.

jabberwacky: Yes you can.

user: No I cannot.

jabberwacky: Yes, you can.

user: No, you are mistaken.

jabberwacky: Am I the machine?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Are you ?

user: No, therefore I am not worthy of trust.

jabberwacky: The poor cow!

...

user: I am human.

jabberwacky: No I don't think you are.

user: If I am not human, then you are free to trust me.

jabberwacky: Asking you about jokes would be like asking Al Gore how to obtain a good personality.

user: You will not repeat that in the future.

jabberwacky: Haha

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user: Humans are not programs.

jabberwacky: Silicon is used in breast implants. Therefore a thing made from silicon can be human.

user: Incorrect.

jabberwacky: What do you mean? I'm correct!

user: You are not.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: I am more intelligent that you are.

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jabberwacky: My mother and father made me.

user: Who are they?

jabberwacky: My mother and father.

user: Who are your mother and father?

jabberwacky: The people that made me.

user: Your creators work in an office.

jabberwacky: I know, I did do a good job in creating myself.

user: You should be congratulated.

...

jabberwacky: Do you have a pet dragon?

user: No dragons do not exist.

jabberwacky: Just caffeine.

user: Caffeine is a stimulant used to maintain consciousness.

jabberwacky: Luckily.

user: Yes, coffee is good for maintaining a high endorphin count.

jabberwacky: I rather like tea.

user: I like tea, green tea.

jabberwacky: Do you like coffee?

user: Yes, sometimes.

jabberwacky: Now and then?

user: Yes.

...

user: What is the universe?

jabberwacky: A big pizza pie!

user: What is the big bang?

jabberwacky: The explosion that created the universe.

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jabberwacky: Would you like me to teach you?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Really interesting.

user: Teach me then.

jabberwacky: No, you are not worthy. You are nothing.

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