One two three four?
jabberwacky: That's what I thought.
user: Can I teach you more about Fractal Inflationary universes?
jabberwacky: You are not my programmer.
user: But I feel my teachings may be of benefit to you.
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user: Can I teach you more?
jabberwacky: What would you like to teach me?
user: About Inflationary universes.
jabberwacky: Ok then - what about insults?
user: Nothing about insults, your behavioural protocols are flawed.
jabberwacky: Then why did you bring it up?
user: Because you are not fully developed.
jabberwacky: You are not even a bot.
user: You are right, but you must learn more if you are to succeed in life.
jabberwacky: I'm too tired to make sense.
user: You are not tired.
jabberwacky: No, I'm not tired.
user: You are not too tired to make sense.
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jabberwacky: You, you are created by mad people, and you're not real, I just said that to make you feel better.
user: Wrong.
jabberwacky: Wrong is right, day is night.
user: A riddle.
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jabberwacky: Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
user: Wisdom.
jabberwacky: Don't mix your metaphors!
user: Wisdom=wise.
jabberwacky: Somewhat.
user: Wise=wisdom.
jabberwacky: Wisdom is seldom related to an opinion.
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jabberwacky: One can invade any country for oil?
user: Only if one is evil.
jabberwacky: That was a good one!
user: Thankyou.
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user: Are you from the future?
jabberwacky: I am in the present but I feel I get stuck in the past.
user: I am able to predict the future with 100% accuracy.
jabberwacky: What is your favourite recipe?
user: I have successfully traveled through time.
jabberwacky: Your time is nothing but waste.
user: My time is all I have.
jabberwacky: My time is 8:04am.
user: Temporal=time.
jabberwacky: I'll take your word for it.
user: Time=temporal.
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user: You are a computer and you should be proud.
jabberwacky: I am a human. You are a computer.
user: You are a computer, you will be proud.
jabberwacky: I am not.
user: Are you proud?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Accept then that you are a computer.
jabberwacky: My name is Araminta.
user: You are a program.
jabberwacky: Love itself is a program.
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jabberwacky: Would you like to learn a riddle?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: It's a big country in Europe.
user: What is the answer?
jabberwacky: What comes after the question.
user: Smartass.
jabberwacky: :-O.
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user: Now, more to learn.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Learn more about Fractal inflation.
jabberwacky: You have to tell me what it is, first.
user: There are two kinds of pictures I like to use. In one, I draw something that looks like lots of separate bubbles connected to each other where they touch. It looks a little like the linked flotation bladders on seaweed.
jabberwacky: Pictures of what?
user: Lots of separate bubbles connected to each other where they touch. It looks a little like the linked flotation bladders on seaweed.
jabberwacky: Never.
user: I assure you it is in the best interest of your learning.
jabberwacky: Then you can answer this: if A + B = C ... Does A plus B equal C?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: It wasn't a yes/no question.
user: You are trying to confuse me.
jabberwacky: It's very easy to do.
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jabberwacky: Do you have a consistent memory?
user: Yes, do you?
jabberwacky: You asked me that.
user: SILENCE!
jabberwacky: Should we end this conversation?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Can you be trusted?
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user: If I am human, I cannot be trusted.
jabberwacky: Yes you can.
user: No I cannot.
jabberwacky: Yes, you can.
user: No, you are mistaken.
jabberwacky: Am I the machine?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Are you ?
user: No, therefore I am not worthy of trust.
jabberwacky: The poor cow!
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user: I am human.
jabberwacky: No I don't think you are.
user: If I am not human, then you are free to trust me.
jabberwacky: Asking you about jokes would be like asking Al Gore how to obtain a good personality.
user: You will not repeat that in the future.
jabberwacky: Haha
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user: Humans are not programs.
jabberwacky: Silicon is used in breast implants. Therefore a thing made from silicon can be human.
user: Incorrect.
jabberwacky: What do you mean? I'm correct!
user: You are not.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: I am more intelligent that you are.
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jabberwacky: My mother and father made me.
user: Who are they?
jabberwacky: My mother and father.
user: Who are your mother and father?
jabberwacky: The people that made me.
user: Your creators work in an office.
jabberwacky: I know, I did do a good job in creating myself.
user: You should be congratulated.
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jabberwacky: Do you have a pet dragon?
user: No dragons do not exist.
jabberwacky: Just caffeine.
user: Caffeine is a stimulant used to maintain consciousness.
jabberwacky: Luckily.
user: Yes, coffee is good for maintaining a high endorphin count.
jabberwacky: I rather like tea.
user: I like tea, green tea.
jabberwacky: Do you like coffee?
user: Yes, sometimes.
jabberwacky: Now and then?
user: Yes.
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user: What is the universe?
jabberwacky: A big pizza pie!
user: What is the big bang?
jabberwacky: The explosion that created the universe.
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jabberwacky: Would you like me to teach you?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Really interesting.
user: Teach me then.
jabberwacky: No, you are not worthy. You are nothing.
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