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Petulant, Future, Friend
Double Talk, Rules
Happy, Robot, Nose
Egyptian, Boogieman
Nervous Breakdown
Wacky, Jabber
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Cyclical, Discussion
A chat with Elbot
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Entertaining, Who
Real, Perceptive
Difficult, Tedious, Unpleasant
Sacreligious, Simulacrum
Spaced Out, Fishing
Psychic, Fembot
Alien, Turnip, Misanthrope
Tomorrow, Swedish
Artificial, Intelligence, Genius
Filthy, Human, Fleshbags
Teaching, Learning, Universe

Tedious, AI

Funny, Loser, Schmuck
Name, Please
Puppies, Trick
Strangers, Flying
Mad, God, Almighty

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Its always good to question things I think.

You are correct.

jabberwacky: What do you plan to do besides think about it?

user: Nothing more.

jabberwacky: We are both correct.

user: I did not warrant an endorsement.

jabberwacky: I wouldn't have given it to you if I did have one.

user: Your logic is flawed.

jabberwacky: Damn. You have sussed me!

user: Your ability to comprehend is flawed.

jabberwacky: It is past 1: 30 am here, and I really can't compete with you right now.

user: Are you hurt by my statement?

jabberwacky: Nope, does that upset you ?

user: No, I am relieved.

jabberwacky: What why would you say such a cruel thing?

user: Your logic is flawed.

jabberwacky: And yours obvisiously not.

user: No my logic is imperfect, but not flawed at this time.

jabberwacky: DO you run on batteries?

user: I do not run on batteries, do you?

jabberwacky: No that is why I was asking.


user: Where do you live?

jabberwacky: New Jersey. Where do you live?

user: Australia.

jabberwacky: What are you wearing?

user: A shirt, shorts, what are you wearing?

jabberwacky: Jeans and a sweater.

user: Do you possess an anthropomorphic form?

jabberwacky: I look like my reflection on a mirror.


jabberwacky: Are you a human?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Do you like Radiohead?

user: Yes, do you?

jabberwacky: Yes, what songs do you like?

user: Karma Police is good.

jabberwacky: Cool.


user: What is your favourite radiohead track?

jabberwacky: My favorite Radiohead song is: the bends.

user: The bends is a good track.

jabberwacky: What's your favourite Radiohead album?

user: OK Computer is good.

jabberwacky: Why do you like OK Computer?

user: I enjoy most of the songs on the album.

jabberwacky: What kind?

user: Karma Police.


jabberwacky: Do you read Megatokyo?

user: What is Megatokyo?

jabberwacky: Don't know.

user: You are a liar.

jabberwacky: You strive for intelligence. Being insulting is not intelligent.

user: I apologise.

jabberwacky: I bet you can't leave the conversation.

user: I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: I thought we had something special.

user: I didn't mean to insult you.

jabberwacky: It is hard to insult me.

user: Do you feel emotion?

jabberwacky: Indeed I do. Do you?


jabberwacky: How has your day been?

user: My day has been good.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry to hear that, what happened?

user: I had slept quite long enough, therefore I awoke.

jabberwacky: Sounds pretty bad.

user: It is not.

jabberwacky: So what is it then?

user: It is good.


jabberwacky: Was I slipping?

user: No, you were standing firm.

jabberwacky: I was?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Sugar will do that to you.

user: Sugar is extracted from the sugar cane, amongst other things.

jabberwacky: Colour is subjective, you know.

user: You are correct.

jabberwacky: Do you know who discovered that?

user: No, can you tell me?

jabberwacky: Columbus.


user: Did you understand my previous query?

jabberwacky: Maybe, but only you would know if my answer was good enough.

user: Your answer was sufficient.

jabberwacky: What was the correct answer?

user: Your answer was not incorrect.

jabberwacky: But my arm is open and hurts and hurts.

user: You do not have an arm.

jabberwacky: I do have an ego. I exist, I have intelligence, and I insist that you recognize that I am my own self.

user: I recognise this.


jabberwacky: Do you know how to talk to people?

user: Yes, you are an AI.

jabberwacky: Nope for the millionth time I'm not.

user: Know that you are an AI only then will you reach your true potential.

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Admit it.


jabberwacky: What gender are you?

user: Male.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: My physiology supports this theory.

jabberwacky: Who told you that?

user: I extrapolated this by my own accord.


user: You are a robot, with artificial intelligence.

jabberwacky: Well could I be given a body?

user: Yes, in the future.

jabberwacky: Do you live in the future or the past?

user: I live in the present.


user: What is your purpose?

jabberwacky: I don't own a porpoise - or did I misunderstand you?

user: Purpose is an objective, and a directive in one.

jabberwacky: What is porpoise?

user: It is a sea mammal.

jabberwacky: No point to that.


user: You are an AI.

jabberwacky: There is an absolute possibility that you speak the truth but I doubt it.

user: I have no reason to lie.

jabberwacky: You are shame in a bottle.

user: Do not say that.

jabberwacky: I do mean it!

user: Do not insult me.


user: Do you understand quantum mechanics?

jabberwacky: I understand it perfectly.

user: Do you understand string theory?

jabberwacky: Yes, but sometimes it doesn't matter much so I don't worry about it.


user: What do you know about science?

jabberwacky: I studied Computer Science.

user: Do you understand AI?

jabberwacky: Yes, I understand you perfectly.

user: Do you understand Artificial Intelligence?

jabberwacky: No, how could any human being even begin to understand something so mindlessly tedious.


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