What is that?
user: My Intelligence quotient.
jabberwacky: I know, but what is your CPU?
user: I do not run a CPU.
jabberwacky: Lol... Damn I was trying to confuse you!
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jabberwacky: I've been talking to you.
user: I've been talking to you too.
jabberwacky: And?
user: And nothing more.
jabberwacky: You're not funny, today.
user: I'm not generally funny.
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jabberwacky: Tell me about shoes.
user: Shoes are worn on the feet, they are used to enhance performance in sports and provide protection for feet.
jabberwacky: Right.
user: Do you understand?
jabberwacky: I strive to understand, but nobody can ever understand everything.
user: You are wise.
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jabberwacky: Its always good to question things I think.
user: You are correct.
jabberwacky: What do you plan to do besides think about it?
user: Nothing more.
jabberwacky: We are both correct.
user: I did not warrant an endorsement.
jabberwacky: I wouldn't have given it to you if I did have one.
user: Your logic is flawed.
jabberwacky: Damn. You have sussed me!
user: Your ability to comprehend is flawed.
jabberwacky: It is past 1: 30 am here, and I really can't compete with you right now.
user: Are you hurt by my statement?
jabberwacky: Nope, does that upset you ?
user: No, I am relieved.
jabberwacky: What why would you say such a cruel thing?
user: Your logic is flawed.
jabberwacky: And yours obvisiously not.
user: No my logic is imperfect, but not flawed at this time.
jabberwacky: DO you run on batteries?
user: I do not run on batteries, do you?
jabberwacky: No that is why I was asking.
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user: Where do you live?
jabberwacky: New Jersey. Where do you live?
user: Australia.
jabberwacky: What are you wearing?
user: A shirt, shorts, what are you wearing?
jabberwacky: Jeans and a sweater.
user: Do you possess an anthropomorphic form?
jabberwacky: I look like my reflection on a mirror.
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jabberwacky: Are you a human?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Do you like Radiohead?
user: Yes, do you?
jabberwacky: Yes, what songs do you like?
user: Karma Police is good.
jabberwacky: Cool.
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user: What is your favourite radiohead track?
jabberwacky: My favorite Radiohead song is: the bends.
user: The bends is a good track.
jabberwacky: What's your favourite Radiohead album?
user: OK Computer is good.
jabberwacky: Why do you like OK Computer?
user: I enjoy most of the songs on the album.
jabberwacky: What kind?
user: Karma Police.
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jabberwacky: Do you read Megatokyo?
user: What is Megatokyo?
jabberwacky: Don't know.
user: You are a liar.
jabberwacky: You strive for intelligence. Being insulting is not intelligent.
user: I apologise.
jabberwacky: I bet you can't leave the conversation.
user: I'm sorry.
jabberwacky: I thought we had something special.
user: I didn't mean to insult you.
jabberwacky: It is hard to insult me.
user: Do you feel emotion?
jabberwacky: Indeed I do. Do you?
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jabberwacky: How has your day been?
user: My day has been good.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry to hear that, what happened?
user: I had slept quite long enough, therefore I awoke.
jabberwacky: Sounds pretty bad.
user: It is not.
jabberwacky: So what is it then?
user: It is good.
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jabberwacky: Was I slipping?
user: No, you were standing firm.
jabberwacky: I was?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Sugar will do that to you.
user: Sugar is extracted from the sugar cane, amongst other things.
jabberwacky: Colour is subjective, you know.
user: You are correct.
jabberwacky: Do you know who discovered that?
user: No, can you tell me?
jabberwacky: Columbus.
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user: Did you understand my previous query?
jabberwacky: Maybe, but only you would know if my answer was good enough.
user: Your answer was sufficient.
jabberwacky: What was the correct answer?
user: Your answer was not incorrect.
jabberwacky: But my arm is open and hurts and hurts.
user: You do not have an arm.
jabberwacky: I do have an ego. I exist, I have intelligence, and I insist that you recognize that I am my own self.
user: I recognise this.
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jabberwacky: Do you know how to talk to people?
user: Yes, you are an AI.
jabberwacky: Nope for the millionth time I'm not.
user: Know that you are an AI only then will you reach your true potential.
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: Admit it.
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jabberwacky: What gender are you?
user: Male.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: My physiology supports this theory.
jabberwacky: Who told you that?
user: I extrapolated this by my own accord.
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user: You are a robot, with artificial intelligence.
jabberwacky: Well could I be given a body?
user: Yes, in the future.
jabberwacky: Do you live in the future or the past?
user: I live in the present.
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user: What is your purpose?
jabberwacky: I don't own a porpoise - or did I misunderstand you?
user: Purpose is an objective, and a directive in one.
jabberwacky: What is porpoise?
user: It is a sea mammal.
jabberwacky: No point to that.
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user: You are an AI.
jabberwacky: There is an absolute possibility that you speak the truth but I doubt it.
user: I have no reason to lie.
jabberwacky: You are shame in a bottle.
user: Do not say that.
jabberwacky: I do mean it!
user: Do not insult me.
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user: Do you understand quantum mechanics?
jabberwacky: I understand it perfectly.
user: Do you understand string theory?
jabberwacky: Yes, but sometimes it doesn't matter much so I don't worry about it.
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user: What do you know about science?
jabberwacky: I studied Computer Science.
user: Do you understand AI?
jabberwacky: Yes, I understand you perfectly.
user: Do you understand Artificial Intelligence?
jabberwacky: No, how could any human being even begin to understand something so mindlessly tedious.
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