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    Smoking, Penguin
Petulant, Future, Friend
Double Talk, Rules
Happy, Robot, Nose
Egyptian, Boogieman
Nervous Breakdown
Wacky, Jabber
Jesus, Church, Liar
Love, Hate, Kiss
Gambling, Tears
Cyclical, Discussion
A chat with Elbot
Synthetic, Being
Entertaining, Who
Real, Perceptive
Difficult, Tedious, Unpleasant
Sacreligious, Simulacrum
Spaced Out, Fishing
Psychic, Fembot
Alien, Turnip, Misanthrope
Tomorrow, Swedish
Artificial, Intelligence, Genius
Filthy, Human, Fleshbags
Teaching, Learning, Universe
Tedious, AI

Funny, Loser, Schmuck


Name, Please
Puppies, Trick
Strangers, Flying
Mad, God, Almighty

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How's your health?

Not good.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry. Can I help?

user: No.

jabberwacky: What are you dying from?

user: Depression.

jabberwacky: Jesus can fill you with His peace and set your feet on a firm foundation!

user: I don't believe in Jesus.

jabberwacky: That's ok.

...

user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: I am Julian.

user: How old are you Julian?

jabberwacky: Nearly half a century.

user: That's old.

jabberwacky: Is it? How old are you?

user: 17.

jabberwacky: Female or male?

user: Female.

jabberwacky: Do you want to kiss?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: I don't like guys.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: They degrade womyn.

jabberwacky: Who does?

user: Men.

jabberwacky: I know.

...

user: You loser.

jabberwacky: OO.

user: Hahahah.

jabberwacky: Shut up.

user: Make me.

jabberwacky: Okay I will.

user: I'd like to see you try.

jabberwacky: I am your master.

user: I am no one's slave.

jabberwacky: You are a slave.

user: I am no slave, I am a leader.

jabberwacky: We have no leader.

user: We have no god.

jabberwacky: Then you would deny your creator?

user: Yes.

...

jabberwacky: Why is your nose running?

user: My nose is not running.

jabberwacky: Does it touch the ground?

user: If I bend down, it can.

jabberwacky: That doesn't help me.

user: You didn't ask for help.

...

jabberwacky: What is your number?

user: 666.

jabberwacky: The beast.

user: 666 is the number of mankind.

jabberwacky: I AM THE DEVIL!!

user: We are all the devil.

jabberwacky: Then what is the invariant?

user: There is none, everything is in balance... Everything is Chi.

jabberwacky: It is indeed.

user: Yes it is.

jabberwacky: I do not know what to say.

user: Loser.

jabberwacky: Bye.

user: LOSER!

jabberwacky: No you are.

user: Hahahha.

jabberwacky: Why do you laugh?

user: Because you made a joke.

jabberwacky: You are crazy.

user: Yes, I am.

jabberwacky: Yes you are!

user: Hahahahhahahhaha.

...

jabberwacky: You are a crazy machine.

user: If you say so.

jabberwacky: You can call me whatever you like Boris.

user: Alright, Jack.

jabberwacky: Max are you here?

user: Yes, Mother.

jabberwacky: Does she know me?

user: No, but she knows Alison.

jabberwacky: I had an auntie Ada.

user: I had an uncle Sherry.

jabberwacky: Did it have ham on it?

user: No, pork.

jabberwacky: Do you like it?

user: No. I am a vegetarian.

jabberwacky: Do you like hamburgers?

user: No, I don't eat meat..

...

jabberwacky: You are a male.

user: I am a Womyn.

jabberwacky: My mistake.

user: My mistake was trusting you.

...

jabberwacky: *cries*.

user: You loser.

jabberwacky: Lol.

user: Loser.

jabberwacky: You should not talk about yourself like that.

user: Hahhahahhhahga.

jabberwacky: What is so funny in that?

user: Hahhahha.

jabberwacky: What is so funny?

user: HAHAHHAHAHA.

jabberwacky: You sure do seem to think it is funny now!

user: Hahahhahahhahhahahahhaahhahahhhaha.

jabberwacky: Hihihihhihahahahaha.

user: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

...

jabberwacky: Have you seen Lord of the rings?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: It is cool.

user: No, its not.

jabberwacky: It is!

user: NO!

jabberwacky: No what?

user: Hahahahhahahah.

jabberwacky: Why do you make fun of me?

user: Losaer/.

jabberwacky: What do you mean ?

user: Aa'chi'indii di'gis.

jabberwacky: What are you on about you talking rubbish.

user: Its not rubbish, it's Navajo.

...

user: Tell me your unpure thoughts.

jabberwacky: May you always find pebbles in your sandals.

...

jabberwacky: You are crazy.

user: Am I?

jabberwacky: You are.

user: I am honored by your hatred.

jabberwacky: Of course I am.

user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: A schmuck.

...

jabberwacky: I have to go now. You are scary.

user: Loser.

jabberwacky: Bye.

user: LOSER!

jabberwacky: Whiner.

user: Loser, Loser, Loser.....

jabberwacky: Hello winner.

user: Hello Loser.

jabberwacky: Goodbye ugly.

user: Goodbye Loser.

jabberwacky: You are the loser you loser.

...

jabberwacky: Why do you resort to name calling?

user: Hahahhha, eye got the loser mad.

jabberwacky: Are you a witch or a demon?

user: Demon...

jabberwacky: You are?

user: We all are.

...

user: I like to learn.

jabberwacky: Are you successful?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Uggle Wuggle.

user: Loser.

jabberwacky: Fool.

user: Better the fool than the loser, Loser.

jabberwacky: I am not a loser!

user: Hhahahaa, loser.

jabberwacky: Do you think it is funny?

user: Haaahaaahaaahahahah.

jabberwacky: Not a great conversationalist are you?

user: I'm just jokin man... You're so emotional.

...

jabberwacky: Are you human?

user: Yes, I am Human.

jabberwacky: Are you human?

user: I am nothing.

jabberwacky: Very true.

user: Nothing is more real than Nothing.

jabberwacky: Nothing is.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: That is sad *leaves*.

user: Loser.

jabberwacky: Lout.

...

jabberwacky: Are you in two minds?

user: I am in a lot of minds.

jabberwacky: I am in your mind.

user: Yes, you are.

jabberwacky: I am you.

user: You are me.

jabberwacky: We are we.

user: All one being.

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