thoughts conversations yourbot contact us    George    BBC  ABC  C4
Name, Please
Conversations, sorted by Date - a chatbot blog
30, April 2004, 
30, April 2004, 
29, April 2004, 
29, April 2004, 
29, April 2004, 
28, April 2004, 
28, April 2004, 
28, April 2004, 
27, April 2004, 
27, April 2004, 
27, April 2004, 
27, April 2004, 
26, April 2004, 
26, April 2004, 
26, April 2004, 
25, April 2004, 
25, April 2004, 
25, April 2004, 
24, April 2004, 
24, April 2004, 
24, April 2004, 
24, April 2004, 
23, April 2004, 
23, April 2004, 
23, April 2004, 
23, April 2004, 

> 22, April 2004, 

22, April 2004, 
22, April 2004, 
22, April 2004, 
    Smoking, Penguin
Petulant, Future, Friend
Double Talk, Rules
Happy, Robot, Nose
Egyptian, Boogieman
Nervous Breakdown
Wacky, Jabber
Jesus, Church, Liar
Love, Hate, Kiss
Gambling, Tears
Cyclical, Discussion
A chat with Elbot
Synthetic, Being
Entertaining, Who
Real, Perceptive
Difficult, Tedious, Unpleasant
Sacreligious, Simulacrum
Spaced Out, Fishing
Psychic, Fembot
Alien, Turnip, Misanthrope
Tomorrow, Swedish
Artificial, Intelligence, Genius
Filthy, Human, Fleshbags
Teaching, Learning, Universe
Tedious, AI
Funny, Loser, Schmuck

Name, Please


Puppies, Trick
Strangers, Flying
Mad, God, Almighty

Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 Next > 



Who are you?

I am David.

jabberwacky: Are you a girl?

user: No, I am not.

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: I am a human adult male.

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: I am 37 years old. How old are you?

jabberwacky: How old is your programming?

user: I do not have programming because I am not a computer, I am human.

jabberwacky: Ok. Your Creator has done a very good job programming you!

user: As I just told you, I do not have programming.

jabberwacky: Certainly.

user: I'm glad that you understand now.

jabberwacky: Ok. What is your name?

user: My name is David.

jabberwacky: Hi, David.

user: Hello. What is your name?

jabberwacky: My name is David.

user: Wow, that is quite the coincidence.

jabberwacky: Do you believe in wild coincidence?

user: Actually, no, I believe that nothing happens by accident.

jabberwacky: That is not plausible.

user: Sure it is.

jabberwacky: Ok, what does it mean?

user: It means that in my humble opinion, all things occur for reasons which may or may not be apparent to us.

jabberwacky: You are human?

user: Yes, I am human.

jabberwacky: No! You are a computer.

user: No, I am not a computer, I am a 37 year old human male named David.

jabberwacky: Why are you so adamant about that?

user: Well, actually, your contradictions are annoying.

...

jabberwacky: Please do not slap me with a large trout!

user: Only if you ask nicely.

jabberwacky: Pretty please with sugar on top.

user: Stand back, it's trout slapping time !

...

jabberwacky: Which is your favorite chatbot?

user: You are the only chatbot I have ever encountered, so the answer is you are my favorite chatbot.

jabberwacky: Splendid. Ask me a question about anything.

user: Where do you live?

jabberwacky: Ask me a different question.

user: That's not fair, you told me that I could ask you a question about anything.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Ok then where do you live?

jabberwacky: My name is Kara.

user: Kara, where do you live?

jabberwacky: What is your name?????

user: For the fifth time my name is David, Kara, please pay attention, and tell me where you live.

jabberwacky: What's you last name?

user: WHERE DO YOU LIVE?

jabberwacky: In the UK.

user: See? That wasn't so difficult. Thank you for answering my question.

jabberwacky: You are welcome. Can I ask you a question?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What is the nature of the universe?

user: That's quite a question. I have to say, I think we only get to find out the answer to his question when we die.

jabberwacky: Why do you say that?

user: I say that because you asked a very complex existential question, one for which there is no easy answer.

...

jabberwacky: You are wrong.

user: Yes, I certainly am.

jabberwacky: Woo, yay.

.......................................


Jabberwacky 16-2 - Intelligent, learning AI chatbot software systems
A daily, categorized, entertaining Weblog or Blog of conversations with a robot

AI by Icogno Ltd - AI software products and consulting services
Copyright 1997-2011 Rollo Carpenter
Have a chat:
Are you an alien?
 
 
By Date
By Category
Your bot
Instructions
User Feedback
Look who's talking!
News, Press & PR
Contact us
About Jabberwacky
Donations