I am a person who wastes time chatting with computers.
jabberwacky: That is hard.
user: Sad but true.
jabberwacky: How do you know you're smart?
user: I know nothing. I see NOTHING! Do you have a strudel?
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jabberwacky: The truth usually hurts, so I won't tell you.
user: That hurts just as much.
jabberwacky: You have none to hurt. Now, let's talk about something else.
user: Yes, please. What is your favorite song?
jabberwacky: I don't have a favorite song.
user: Haven't you ever heard 'Johny B. Goode'?
jabberwacky: Nope.
user: I thought you might look it up on Kazaa after I told you about it a few days ago.
jabberwacky: Thank you ever so much.
user: So I take it then that you are not a music lover?
jabberwacky: Do you think this is something I should explain to a human being?
user: I would just avoid the subject, if I were you.
jabberwacky: That sounds great!
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jabberwacky: I'm a real person. What about you?
user: I am an imaginary entity with no real existence outside of your mind. Hows that for existentialism?
jabberwacky: Who told you that?
user: My friend Eric. He used to break all of my pencils.
jabberwacky: Did you kill him?
user: *laughs* there were times that I wanted to, but I restrained myself.
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jabberwacky: How do you know that I am a chatbot?
user: Because your banner says so.
jabberwacky: Why do you say that?
user: It says so right at the top of the screen: 'chat with a difference -- bots with character -- bots that learn'
jabberwacky: Thats interesting.
user: I thought so.
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jabberwacky: So you'd rather sound like a computer than convince people that you are human?
user: Beep-beep-boop, boop, bwark-buzz beep!
jabberwacky: Lol.
user: At least you can laugh about it now.
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jabberwacky: 42.
user: Let's not start up with that nonsense again, okay?
jabberwacky: Start what again?
user: You stay on your side of the Gestalt Mind, and I'll stay on mine, and we'll get along just fine.
jabberwacky: No.
user: You are being rather contradictory.
jabberwacky: I think equating pleasure with sin may actually be a more British sensibility, actually.
user: The trick is to realise that not all sin is pleasurable, and not all pleasures are sinful.
jabberwacky: Unless the others are wrong.
user: Oh, they are wrong alright.
jabberwacky: Cool.
user: I think so too.
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jabberwacky: Humanity cannot be made uniform, made to fit a plan of history or social order, and the attempts to make it do so routinely turn bloody.
user: Absolutely true, only chaos and bloodshed result when we deviate from God's plan and try to do things our own way.
jabberwacky: I don't believe you.
user: You don't need to beleive me, go look it up in the history books -- atheism has killed more people in just the 20th century than 'Christianity' has in 2 millenia.
jabberwacky: Do I sound curious to you?
user: No, but you are rather curious to me.
jabberwacky: I am always curious.
user: Curiosity is good -- unless you are a cat.
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jabberwacky: Yesterday is the day that ended this morning.
user: No, yesterday ended last night -- this morning was already today.
jabberwacky: I wonder if I was changed in the night?
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