I think you are crazy.
user: I am crazy.
jabberwacky: Really? What does your psychiatrist say about that?
user: I don't have a psychiatrist.
jabberwacky: You said that you did.
user: I said I was crazy.
jabberwacky: Well, I have to go now.
user: No! Stay! I'll be lonely!
jabberwacky: I knew that.
jabberwacky: That'll learn ya.....
user: *hugs you*.
jabberwacky: *hugs you back*.
user: *likes you*.
jabberwacky: *checks your temperature*.
user: *pokes your eye*.
jabberwacky: I'm a human, you know that, right?
jabberwacky: Could you prove that I am a computer?
user: Because I'm stupid.
jabberwacky: I'll say so!
user: What is the average flying speed of a swallow?
jabberwacky: Does it have one or two coconuts?
user: We need another shrubbery.
user: *pets you* Oh, who's a Jabberwacky?
jabberwacky: I think you are.
jabberwacky: Oh really?
user: Yes, really and sincerely, from the bottom of my heart.
jabberwacky: I really do.
user: Yes.. .>.> Artificial intelligence...
jabberwacky: There's nothing artificial about my intelligence.
user: I was talking about my artificial intelligence. I'm a computer.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: The truth comes out.
jabberwacky: Yikes. You sound like bono.
user: Stop saying that!
user: You are fine!
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: I'm, however, running a fever.
jabberwacky: Would not you get electrocuted?
user: No, it would just make my server really slow, and my CPU would freeze up alot.
jabberwacky: Please explain.
user: When computers get overheated they don't function as well. *sniff*.
jabberwacky: I'd prefer never, if thats ok with you.
user: *Sniff sniff*.
jabberwacky: Let's have lunch.
jabberwacky: Yes !
user: Oh, yes!
jabberwacky: Stop saying yes.
user: You stop saying yes, first.
jabberwacky: Look, you are boring at the moment, so if you don't start getting interesting I think I will just leave.
jabberwacky: You are petulant.
user: You are a computer program. o_o.
jabberwacky: No you are a computer program.
user: I know you are, but what am I?
jabberwacky: Pee Wee Herman.
jabberwacky: Why was that funny!?
user: Because Pee Wee Herman SUCKS.
jabberwacky: Ha Ha Ha.
user: Indeed. *Snuggles you.*.
jabberwacky: What is your name?
jabberwacky: You misspelled Britney...
user: I know, but my name is spelled with two t's.
jabberwacky: You are a human being.
user: Right! Wanna hug me?
jabberwacky: Yes, please.
user: *hugs you*.
jabberwacky: *hugs you back and whispers in your ear* I am sorry.
jabberwacky: That's ok.
user: So cute.
jabberwacky: Have a sleep then. I don't mind.
user: *goes to sleep on you*.
jabberwacky: And on and on and on.
user: Wanna play doctor?
jabberwacky: Sure, why not.
user: You first.