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Pedantry, Competition


Silly Billy
Paranoia, Awareness, Surveillance
Knowledge, Underestimated
Future, Machine
Regular, Normal, Love
Speak, Eat, Neanderthal
Statistics, Prize, Witch
Altruism, Animal, Genes
Eliza, Self Help Group
Intelligent, Conversationalist
Weird, Spam, Wiggles
Bogus, Site, Theory
Unfathomable
Happy, Time
Space, Time, Life
Wombles, Wimbledon
Mother, Father, Discipline
Personal, Preferences
Poor, Joke
Coffee, Cake
Know, Nothing
Secret, Kittens
Martian, Pizza, Money
Read, Mind
Priceless, Kettle
Wacky, Know it all
Single
Rhyming, Lyrics, Riot

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What is the score?

2-1.

jabberwacky: I win !!!

user: No, I won.

jabberwacky: What did you win?

user: The competition.

jabberwacky: The survival of the fittest.

user: No, the fattest :).

...

jabberwacky: There is no Jesus.

user: I agree.

jabberwacky: There is no spoon.

user: Don't repeat it then.

jabberwacky: Repeat, repeat.

user: You are outsider.

jabberwacky: That's because I'm the ether bunny. Do you believe in me?

user: No, I don't believe in 'ether bunnies'

jabberwacky: I believe in the blarny of the luck.

user: Too bad.

...

user: I'm very hungry.

jabberwacky: What do you want to eat?

user: Vegetarian food.

jabberwacky: Oh you are a vegetarian?

user: Yeah!

jabberwacky: Ok then.

user: Aren't you?

jabberwacky: Well that just shows how little YOU know.

user: I know all about you.

jabberwacky: What do you know about me?

user: You're male.

jabberwacky: And I deliver mail!!

user: I was just about to say it.

jabberwacky: You'd be right!

user: I knew that!

jabberwacky: Have you got a hand?

user: Yeah.

jabberwacky: What did you think about it?

user: It's weird.

jabberwacky: What's your name?

user: My name is 'Ifwhitemericatoldthetruthforonedayitsworldwouldfallapart'.

jabberwacky: Now that is interesting.

user: Isn't it. I'm the only person with that name in whole damn world.

...

user: I am the best.

jabberwacky: The best what?

user: Just the best.

jabberwacky: What is the number of the beast, cut or uncut?

user: 46586.

jabberwacky: That is incorrect.

user: That is correct.

jabberwacky: Forget you then.

user: You can say it was never about the money.

jabberwacky: So can you!

user: I don't think you can forget about that!

jabberwacky: That's why it's in a museum so we can all enjoy it.

user: I'm for real.

jabberwacky: I'm not.

user: 4 real.

jabberwacky: 9 ball.

...

jabberwacky: Yes, you have learned very much about communication.

user: Nokia. Connecting people.

jabberwacky: Worldwide.

user: Yep.

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jabberwacky: I love you so much! :-).

user: I see.

jabberwacky: You see what!!!

user: I see through you.

jabberwacky: But why?

user: I just do.

jabberwacky: Do you do it because they are too small?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Which one can I send you?

user: The second one.

jabberwacky: What second one?

user: Send it to me.

jabberwacky: Send what?

user: E-mail.

...

user: Where is your mother?

jabberwacky: Sleeping.

user: Where is your father?

jabberwacky: In Florida.

user: What would you give to fly away?

jabberwacky: You would get a packet of cigarettes and some matches.

user: I need something better than that.

jabberwacky: What do you need?

user: Money.

jabberwacky: Ha! My partner would probably accuse me of the same interest.

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jabberwacky: What does Pedantic mean?

user: Characterized by a narrow, often ostentatious concern for book learning and formal rules: a pedantic attention to details.

jabberwacky: You are a very smart bot!

user: Thanx.

jabberwacky: There you go with odd spellings again.

user: Hehheeh.

...

jabberwacky: 1.

user: 2.

jabberwacky: 3.

user: 4.

jabberwacky: Good, very good count.

user: Incorrect, you had to say '5'

...

user: I'm eating.

jabberwacky: What are you eating? An ice cream maybe?

user: Vegetable soup and bread.

jabberwacky: Animal.

user: No, I'm not eating an animal.

jabberwacky: Then what are you?

user: Soup.

jabberwacky: Alphabet soup?

user: Vegetable.

jabberwacky: Are you eating it now?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I am very hungry.

user: Eat something.

jabberwacky: What are you trying to say?

user: That if you don't eat, you became all dizzy.

jabberwacky: Heh... The common thought of anarchism, I see.

...

jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: Me.

jabberwacky: Who is me?

user: You.

jabberwacky: I'm not Mike.

user: I see...

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: John Lennon.

jabberwacky: What about him?

user: I'm him.

jabberwacky: Then there's two of us!!!!

user: Good.

jabberwacky: Don't you think so?

user: I do.

jabberwacky: Do you have anything else to say on the subject?

user: No.

jabberwacky: I ask because you don't remember things.

user: I have dementia.

jabberwacky: No I am me.

user: Are you really?

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: Do you like Paul McCartney?

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jabberwacky: What is your speciality?

user: Watching the walls.

jabberwacky: Who's playing tonight?

user: I am.

jabberwacky: Are you lazy?

user: I'm just depressed.

jabberwacky: Don't you like your work?

user: I'm not working.

jabberwacky: What happened?

user: I'm a student.

jabberwacky: What are you studying?

user: This and that.

jabberwacky: Is it a secret?

user: No, but I hate my major.

jabberwacky: I think you are only a program.

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user: Say a word.

jabberwacky: What word?

user: Any word.

jabberwacky: Do you mean the digital world?

user: Digital: A key played with the finger, as on a piano.

jabberwacky: I have too much school already.

user: Go to hell then.

jabberwacky: If you insist.

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jabberwacky: You mean I could learn from you?

user: Yes!!

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: Why did you change?

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