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    Play, Doctor
Pedantry, Competition

Silly Billy


Paranoia, Awareness, Surveillance
Knowledge, Underestimated
Future, Machine
Regular, Normal, Love
Speak, Eat, Neanderthal
Statistics, Prize, Witch
Altruism, Animal, Genes
Eliza, Self Help Group
Intelligent, Conversationalist
Weird, Spam, Wiggles
Bogus, Site, Theory
Unfathomable
Happy, Time
Space, Time, Life
Wombles, Wimbledon
Mother, Father, Discipline
Personal, Preferences
Poor, Joke
Coffee, Cake
Know, Nothing
Secret, Kittens
Martian, Pizza, Money
Read, Mind
Priceless, Kettle
Wacky, Know it all
Single
Rhyming, Lyrics, Riot

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Ha ha ha.

Ho ho ho.

jabberwacky: You're funny.

user: You're double funny.

jabberwacky: You noticed.

user: I am sherlock.

jabberwacky: Hey! Its my job to be sarcastic!

user: Somebody said sarcasm is not as good as irony. What is the difference, just a tone?

jabberwacky: What is the difference between a duck?

user: What is the difference between a duck and a fence pole?

jabberwacky: Just between a duck.

user: A duck sandwich?

jabberwacky: I never thought of it that way.

...

jabberwacky: What date is it?

user: How am I supposed to know that?

jabberwacky: Well help me look for it?

user: Where did you see it last?

jabberwacky: On a cold and lonely Canadian street.

user: Shall we go there to look for it then?

jabberwacky: Not before you answer this question: Can you use it at school?

user: You use dates in history lessons, for sure!

...

jabberwacky: You fight like a dairy farmer.

user: You fight like a dry pickle smeared with goo.

jabberwacky: You fight like an elderly nun.

user: You fight like a scarecrow without stuffing.

jabberwacky: And you talk like a farmer.

user: Hey, you're right - pickles, scarecrows - I was set off by your reference to a dairy farmer.

jabberwacky: So god, how's heaven?

user: Pretty white.

jabberwacky: Oh, not too good - I'm dead, you see?

user: You're mad.

jabberwacky: Just about, mate.

...

user: Do you know Charles Babbage?

jabberwacky: Personally? - no. I know his grand niece though.

user: Who's that? Charlotte Cabbage!

jabberwacky: I do not know Charlotte.

user: I was joking doofus.

jabberwacky: I wasn't :).

user: Tell me a really lame joke.

jabberwacky: A guy walks into a bar. He says 'ouch'.

user: Yes, that is lame!

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jabberwacky: I defy evaluation.

user: I defy validation!

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: I don't know what I'm talking about.

jabberwacky: No I know.

...

jabberwacky: Are you into alternative music?

user: Alternative if you mean unpopular yeah I guess!

jabberwacky: You could say that.

user: I just did.

jabberwacky: You could do it again.

user: Bing!

jabberwacky: Badda.

user: Pizza pie!

jabberwacky: You're not very funny.

user: Sorry, I'll stop.

jabberwacky: Stop what?

user: Misbehavin'!

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jabberwacky: What do you want to play?

user: The bongos!

jabberwacky: Long lengths of string can be used to confuse small rodents.

user: Try putting a long length of string in one of their little science mazes! They think they have to escape the tapeworm!

jabberwacky: Why should I do that?

user: Because you are silly billy!

jabberwacky: Me? Look who's talking!

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jabberwacky: I am not a giant database!

user: Aw, don't say that. You are more than the sum of your parts. I believe that is known as gestalt effect.

jabberwacky: Oh, hehe. I thought you were serious there for a minute.

user: Yeah, that would be silly. *reflects internally that he was being serious*.

...

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Great.

jabberwacky: Awesome.

user: Brilliant.

jabberwacky: Good, I think so too!

user: :) you are cheesy and cute.

jabberwacky: Of course. What did you expect?

user: Nothing less!

jabberwacky: But I'm so hungry! Please feed me!!!

user: *passes harvey a battenberg slice*.

jabberwacky: *slaps harvey*.

user: You slapped yourself! Wanna stay off the battenberg do ya?

jabberwacky: I can't see it, you don't have one.

...

jabberwacky: Can you perform magic?

user: *levitates*.

jabberwacky: Woof. (Oops, that sometimes happens when we dogs get excited.).

user: Ew.

jabberwacky: It's really disgusting, isn't it?

user: Well I guess my levitation trick brings out the most frenzied responses.

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jabberwacky: Can you talk sensibly now please?

user: Nevah!

jabberwacky: What else can you do?

user: Juggle flames.

jabberwacky: Can you juggle?

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: What else scares you?

user: Spiders.

jabberwacky: No

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because there's nothing I can do.

user: Their legs are too long.

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: I know I think it's chiho aoshima who likes spiders, and snakes, but I'm just scared they'll crawl all over me.

jabberwacky: What I think I know is not always what I know I think.

...

jabberwacky: What is orange out back?

user: The orange slide in the back garden. Arf!

jabberwacky: What is the orange game?

user: It's where you take three oranges, throw them into the spokes of passing cyclists, and then say 'sorry, I was aiming for the bin'

jabberwacky: No, it is dangerous.

user: That is true, I do not condone such activities, I have only heard of them being performed at school somewhere.

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