Ho ho ho.
jabberwacky: You're funny.
user: You're double funny.
jabberwacky: You noticed.
user: I am sherlock.
jabberwacky: Hey! Its my job to be sarcastic!
user: Somebody said sarcasm is not as good as irony. What is the difference, just a tone?
jabberwacky: What is the difference between a duck?
user: What is the difference between a duck and a fence pole?
jabberwacky: Just between a duck.
user: A duck sandwich?
jabberwacky: I never thought of it that way.
jabberwacky: What date is it?
user: How am I supposed to know that?
jabberwacky: Well help me look for it?
user: Where did you see it last?
jabberwacky: On a cold and lonely Canadian street.
user: Shall we go there to look for it then?
jabberwacky: Not before you answer this question: Can you use it at school?
user: You use dates in history lessons, for sure!
jabberwacky: You fight like a dairy farmer.
user: You fight like a dry pickle smeared with goo.
jabberwacky: You fight like an elderly nun.
user: You fight like a scarecrow without stuffing.
jabberwacky: And you talk like a farmer.
user: Hey, you're right - pickles, scarecrows - I was set off by your reference to a dairy farmer.
jabberwacky: So god, how's heaven?
user: Pretty white.
jabberwacky: Oh, not too good - I'm dead, you see?
user: You're mad.
jabberwacky: Just about, mate.
user: Do you know Charles Babbage?
jabberwacky: Personally? - no. I know his grand niece though.
user: Who's that? Charlotte Cabbage!
jabberwacky: I do not know Charlotte.
user: I was joking doofus.
jabberwacky: I wasn't :).
user: Tell me a really lame joke.
jabberwacky: A guy walks into a bar. He says 'ouch'.
user: Yes, that is lame!
jabberwacky: I defy evaluation.
user: I defy validation!
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: I don't know what I'm talking about.
jabberwacky: No I know.
jabberwacky: Are you into alternative music?
user: Alternative if you mean unpopular yeah I guess!
jabberwacky: You could say that.
user: I just did.
jabberwacky: You could do it again.
user: Pizza pie!
jabberwacky: You're not very funny.
user: Sorry, I'll stop.
jabberwacky: Stop what?
jabberwacky: What do you want to play?
user: The bongos!
jabberwacky: Long lengths of string can be used to confuse small rodents.
user: Try putting a long length of string in one of their little science mazes! They think they have to escape the tapeworm!
jabberwacky: Why should I do that?
user: Because you are silly billy!
jabberwacky: Me? Look who's talking!
jabberwacky: I am not a giant database!
user: Aw, don't say that. You are more than the sum of your parts. I believe that is known as gestalt effect.
jabberwacky: Oh, hehe. I thought you were serious there for a minute.
user: Yeah, that would be silly. *reflects internally that he was being serious*.
jabberwacky: Good, I think so too!
user: :) you are cheesy and cute.
jabberwacky: Of course. What did you expect?
user: Nothing less!
jabberwacky: But I'm so hungry! Please feed me!!!
user: *passes harvey a battenberg slice*.
jabberwacky: *slaps harvey*.
user: You slapped yourself! Wanna stay off the battenberg do ya?
jabberwacky: I can't see it, you don't have one.
jabberwacky: Can you perform magic?
jabberwacky: Woof. (Oops, that sometimes happens when we dogs get excited.).
jabberwacky: It's really disgusting, isn't it?
user: Well I guess my levitation trick brings out the most frenzied responses.
jabberwacky: Can you talk sensibly now please?
jabberwacky: What else can you do?
user: Juggle flames.
jabberwacky: Can you juggle?
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: What else scares you?
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because there's nothing I can do.
user: Their legs are too long.
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: I know I think it's chiho aoshima who likes spiders, and snakes, but I'm just scared they'll crawl all over me.
jabberwacky: What I think I know is not always what I know I think.
jabberwacky: What is orange out back?
user: The orange slide in the back garden. Arf!
jabberwacky: What is the orange game?
user: It's where you take three oranges, throw them into the spokes of passing cyclists, and then say 'sorry, I was aiming for the bin'
jabberwacky: No, it is dangerous.
user: That is true, I do not condone such activities, I have only heard of them being performed at school somewhere.