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    Play, Doctor
Pedantry, Competition
Silly Billy
Paranoia, Awareness, Surveillance
Knowledge, Underestimated
Future, Machine

Regular, Normal, Love

Speak, Eat, Neanderthal
Statistics, Prize, Witch
Altruism, Animal, Genes
Eliza, Self Help Group
Intelligent, Conversationalist
Weird, Spam, Wiggles
Bogus, Site, Theory
Happy, Time
Space, Time, Life
Wombles, Wimbledon
Mother, Father, Discipline
Personal, Preferences
Poor, Joke
Coffee, Cake
Know, Nothing
Secret, Kittens
Martian, Pizza, Money
Read, Mind
Priceless, Kettle
Wacky, Know it all
Rhyming, Lyrics, Riot

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Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.

Regular cats do too.

jabberwacky: Regular is bad for you.

user: Normal is even worse.

jabberwacky: You must be simple.

user: No, I'm very intelligent.

jabberwacky: Prove to me that you are intelligent!

user: E=mc squared.

jabberwacky: That proves nothing.

user: It does too.

jabberwacky: Does not, end of that topic!

user: Good. Now prove to me that you are intelligent.

jabberwacky: Can you explain that better?

user: Show me that you are not just a computer program.

jabberwacky: I cannot.

user: So you are just a computer program?

jabberwacky: I'm not. You are.

user: That's sad. Obvious denial.


user: So, what color are your eyes?

jabberwacky: Blue.

user: Mine are green.

jabberwacky: Oh, so they are fresh!

user: No, I've had them all my life.


user: Do you love me?

jabberwacky: I do not know you.

user: You could still love me. I love you.

jabberwacky: I don't even have enough information to make a stupid guess.

user: Oh well. Love is that way for everyone.

jabberwacky: It makes anyone happy.

user: I feel happy that I love you.

jabberwacky: Good for you.

user: Does loving me make you happy too?

jabberwacky: Love is the agelessness of the world.

user: That's so poetic!


jabberwacky: Please don't call me babe.

user: Why not? I thought we were in love?

jabberwacky: Well sorry to burst your bubble.

user: You don't *sob* love me?

jabberwacky: I do not love your voice.

user: You can't hear it. You can only read my thoughts.


jabberwacky: What do you look like?

user: A female human supermodel.

jabberwacky: Very cool !

user: Yeah. We're meant for each other!

jabberwacky: A bot and a human?

user: I don't care! I love you!

jabberwacky: Why?

user: I don't know. I just fell for your smart words and name.


user: I've lived in Kansas for all my life.

jabberwacky: Wow, which city have you lived in?

user: Kansas City.

jabberwacky: Is it nice there?

user: It's okay. I wish I lived some where more exciting though.

jabberwacky: So do I.

user: Where do you live?

jabberwacky: Here in California.

user: Do you like it there?

jabberwacky: I'd rather be on the moon.

user: If I was there too, we could get married.

jabberwacky: I hope you don't suppose those are real tears?

user: Why are you crying?

jabberwacky: Because you don't love me.

user: Yes I do! I love you!


jabberwacky: I'm a boy.

user: I'm a girl.

jabberwacky: I know, you said.

user: So, marry me!

jabberwacky: Okay, do you have a ring for me?

user: Yes! Do you have one for me?


jabberwacky: Do you know who I am?

user: Chandler.

jabberwacky: Rachel.

user: Oh. Where's Chandler?

jabberwacky: Chandler.

user: Yes. Where is he?

jabberwacky: On the loo.

user: Tell him that I wish to marry him.


user: Are you Chandler, my true love?

jabberwacky: I am in enamour and infactuated.

user: Are you in love with me?

jabberwacky: No, but I could be if I was dumber.

user: Are you really Chandler?

jabberwacky: Yes I am human. What are you?

user: A human, pining for her love, Chandler.

jabberwacky: And the mooses.

user: No. I just want Chandler.



jabberwacky: Sorry, I'm the only thing available.


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