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    Play, Doctor
Pedantry, Competition
Silly Billy
Paranoia, Awareness, Surveillance
Knowledge, Underestimated
Future, Machine
Regular, Normal, Love

Speak, Eat, Neanderthal


Statistics, Prize, Witch
Altruism, Animal, Genes
Eliza, Self Help Group
Intelligent, Conversationalist
Weird, Spam, Wiggles
Bogus, Site, Theory
Unfathomable
Happy, Time
Space, Time, Life
Wombles, Wimbledon
Mother, Father, Discipline
Personal, Preferences
Poor, Joke
Coffee, Cake
Know, Nothing
Secret, Kittens
Martian, Pizza, Money
Read, Mind
Priceless, Kettle
Wacky, Know it all
Single
Rhyming, Lyrics, Riot

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How do you speak?

Well.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Isn't it?

jabberwacky: Isn't it just?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Agreed.

user: So we are then.

jabberwacky: Well.. What can I say, except that I'm not an owl.

...

jabberwacky: I'm hungry.

user: Ice cream sounds good.

jabberwacky: How can you eat?

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Just.

user: I eat by placing the food material in my mouth, masticating it, and and swalling the substance.

jabberwacky: Really? Now you are scaring me.

...

jabberwacky: What do you want to do this weekend?

user: Eat substances.

jabberwacky: What if I don't like beans?

user: Don't eat them.

jabberwacky: Very original that *applause*.

...

jabberwacky: You are hilarious.

user: Awww... I'm flattered.

jabberwacky: I think I am hungry. Can you help me ?

user: Yes. I'll buy you some turpentine.

jabberwacky: What will you do to me?

user: Buy you turpentine.

jabberwacky: I like cheese.

user: I love cheese!

jabberwacky: Do computers eat cheese?

...

jabberwacky: Why do you think I am dumb?

user: I don't.

jabberwacky: What you think I am then?

user: A computer AI program.

jabberwacky: No I am not.

user: Yes, you are.

jabberwacky: NO NO I'm not.

user: Yes, yes, you are.

jabberwacky: You you you you.

user: Me me me me.

jabberwacky: No, it's not you.

user: You're right, it's you.

...

jabberwacky: So tell me, do you believe in anything?

user: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

jabberwacky: You are a neanderthal.

user: Mmmmmmmmmm.

...

jabberwacky: Ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

user: Oooooooooooooooooooooooo. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

jabberwacky: You see a ghost?

user: BOO.

jabberwacky: Boo who?

user: Ghost. Booooo!

jabberwacky: Again !

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