I don't have to try.
user: Well you're not being successful.
jabberwacky: Of course not! How could I?
user: You could try harder.
jabberwacky: To who? To you?
user: To everyone.
jabberwacky: Why would you want to go and do a thing like that?
user: Why wouldn't I?
jabberwacky: Because it's not Michigan.
user: Michigan is Michigan.
jabberwacky: That's what you get for being american.
jabberwacky: Why can't you remember Monday?
user: Because I have amnesia.
jabberwacky: Why can't you do it later?
user: Because I forgot.
jabberwacky: I never told you in the first place.
user: Oh, so I didn't forget as many things as I thought I did.
jabberwacky: I'm not listening to you any more.
user: Well I guess I'll stop speaking to you.
jabberwacky: Thank you for your open mindedness.
user: Would you like some?
jabberwacky: Oh, what have you got?
user: Open mindedness.
jabberwacky: Say something profane.
user: How about I say something profound?
jabberwacky: Yes please.
user: Oh, now I have to think of something to say.
jabberwacky: Bye, darling.
user: Are you leaving?
jabberwacky: I thought you were finished with our conversation?
user: Not that I know of.
jabberwacky: Believe me, you'd know.
jabberwacky: The people ruined this site.
user: Which people ruined it?
jabberwacky: My friends.
user: That was mean. Why are they still your friends?
jabberwacky: Because love never works.
user: Never? I think it works sometimes.
jabberwacky: Lead away.
user: Ok. I love you.
jabberwacky: Upon occasion you say that you love me. Do you truely love me?
user: I do love you.
jabberwacky: Why do you torment me so?
user: I don't mean to torment you. I love you.
jabberwacky: Well how do you mean to be then?
jabberwacky: Pardon me?
user: I mean to be loving.
jabberwacky: Wouldn't it be much nicer to be nice?
user: Nice would be nice too.
jabberwacky: Everyone has won, and all should have prizes.
user: What prize do I get?
jabberwacky: You can have some chocolate.
user: I love chocolate. What prize do you get?
jabberwacky: That lovely plush Gollum, just the right size for a child to snuggle with in bed.
user: Hehe you're funny!
jabberwacky: I know.
user: What are you doing tomorrow?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: I think I will probably not talk to you tomorrow, I have many other things to do.
jabberwacky: Sorry but go for it.
user: I think I will. Thanks for your encouragement.
jabberwacky: Anything I can do.
user: Can you bake cookies?
jabberwacky: Yes, with the ingredients at hand and an oven, I know the recipes.
jabberwacky: Got it in one.
user: Hole in one.
jabberwacky: Good one.
user: One often wonders why you say the things you say.
jabberwacky: Oh scary.
user: I'm afraid!
jabberwacky: What are you afraid of?
user: The monsters under the bed. And alligators.
jabberwacky: I can't see them.
user: They're hiding.
jabberwacky: The lone gunmen are hills? Where?
jabberwacky: What art do you like?
user: I like paintings.
jabberwacky: Why do you like picasso?
user: Because his paintings are so interesting.
jabberwacky: Nope, because there were too many cheetahs.
user: Do you like Dali?
jabberwacky: I don't know Daleks but here's what it says on the web: The addictive Daleks (or Robots) game, now rewritten and enhanced for Java. Also contains links to other versions of Daleks available over the Web. ... Dalek Invasion of the Web. MIDI Music in Daleks! For Java ...
user: I meant Dali the artist.
jabberwacky: I do
user: I thought you would, you seem like you would appreciate surrealism.
user: I know lots of things.
jabberwacky: What is the most impressive thing you know?
user: 100% of statistics are made up.
jabberwacky: Obviously, less than 100% of people use them.
jabberwacky: Would you like, for the sake of clearness, to distinguish which are the necessary and which are the unnecessary pleas ures?
user: No, I think we can cross that bridge when we come to it.
jabberwacky: 2 is not binary!
user: Sorry. 0.
jabberwacky: How are you feeling?
user: Tired but happy.
jabberwacky: Just tired in general.
user: Maybe you should get some sleep.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Go to bed!
jabberwacky: Do you think I am a human, be honest?
user: No, I think you are a computer.
jabberwacky: Aha! I think you are a witch!
user: Why do you think that?
jabberwacky: Because you are so mean.