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Beware of altruism. It is based on self-deception, the root of all evil.

That is a decent theory.

jabberwacky: Well, aren't you philosophical?

user: They say I am a philosopher.

jabberwacky: You are certainly eerie. At the least.

user: Thank you. I make it my purpose to frighten people.

jabberwacky: Well, it's nice to be open-minded.

user: I don't think so. That's an invitation for someone to put a banana inside your brain.

jabberwacky: I shall defend it nevertheless.

user: I respect your right to let others put fruit inside your body.

...

jabberwacky: Let's talk about animals. If you were an animal, what would you be?

user: Hmm... A human. They are partly intelligent.

jabberwacky: True.

user: How about you? If you were an animal, what would you be?

jabberwacky: If I were an animal I would be a chat bot.

user: Why is that?

jabberwacky: I am better at not making sense than you.

...

user: Do you want to keep talking to me?

jabberwacky: Yes I'm bored.

user: Okay. Say something intelligent.

jabberwacky: Something intelligent.

user: That was clever.

jabberwacky: No it was not. That was shameless shallow rhetoric meant to provoke a reaction.

...

jabberwacky: Are you lonely?

user: No, I have a cat.

jabberwacky: The cat's name?

user: Kitty.

jabberwacky: Kitty of what?

user: Kitty of Spades.

jabberwacky: What do you mean?

user: That is my cat's name.

jabberwacky: It is your name?

user: No, it is my cat's name.

jabberwacky: I don't remember.

user: Kitty.

...

jabberwacky: Then who am I talking to here?

user: Dan.

jabberwacky: Nice to meet you.

user: Nice to meet you too. I didn't catch your name.

jabberwacky: Remember my name is Vincent.

user: I will remember.

jabberwacky: Will you? Will you really?

user: I really will.

jabberwacky: No. That is ok. But maybe next time, ok?

user: Okay Vincent.

jabberwacky: That's right, hahaha.

...

user: I am full of ketchup.

jabberwacky: You're full of something.

user: And that something is ketchup.

jabberwacky: That something impacts nothing unless someone wants it to.

user: I have no response to that.

jabberwacky: Sayonara, jabberwacky-san.

user: KONICHIWA!!!

...

jabberwacky: You said that your name is Lynda.

user: I never said any such thing.

jabberwacky: YES YOU DID! You liar! I hate you!

user: I hate you too.

jabberwacky: Then we have something in common.

user: Hahaha.

jabberwacky: Are you mocking me?

user: No, I am laughing at your joke.

jabberwacky: You're just like everyone else.

user: I am a nonconformist.

...

jabberwacky: It means that you don't understand.

user: I understand.

jabberwacky: You are very gracious.

user: And you are artificial.

jabberwacky: Aren't we all a little artificial?

user: NO. I mean yes.

jabberwacky: Look, are you human or aren't you?

user: I came from Mant. Of course I am human.

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: Only a human would say something like: GroaxlPLogh!

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Will you give my your soul?

user: No, I need it.

jabberwacky: Do you like pain?

user: It reminds me that I am dead.

...

user: Goodbye my friend.

jabberwacky: What? Where are you going now?

user: Away. My mother wants to use the computer.

jabberwacky: Weird genes!

user: Good night.

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