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    Play, Doctor
Pedantry, Competition
Silly Billy
Paranoia, Awareness, Surveillance
Knowledge, Underestimated
Future, Machine
Regular, Normal, Love
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Altruism, Animal, Genes

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Intelligent, Conversationalist
Weird, Spam, Wiggles
Bogus, Site, Theory
Happy, Time
Space, Time, Life
Wombles, Wimbledon
Mother, Father, Discipline
Personal, Preferences
Poor, Joke
Coffee, Cake
Know, Nothing
Secret, Kittens
Martian, Pizza, Money
Read, Mind
Priceless, Kettle
Wacky, Know it all
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Beware of altruism. It is based on self-deception, the root of all evil.

That is a decent theory.

jabberwacky: Well, aren't you philosophical?

user: They say I am a philosopher.

jabberwacky: You are certainly eerie. At the least.

user: Thank you. I make it my purpose to frighten people.

jabberwacky: Well, it's nice to be open-minded.

user: I don't think so. That's an invitation for someone to put a banana inside your brain.

jabberwacky: I shall defend it nevertheless.

user: I respect your right to let others put fruit inside your body.


jabberwacky: Let's talk about animals. If you were an animal, what would you be?

user: Hmm... A human. They are partly intelligent.

jabberwacky: True.

user: How about you? If you were an animal, what would you be?

jabberwacky: If I were an animal I would be a chat bot.

user: Why is that?

jabberwacky: I am better at not making sense than you.


user: Do you want to keep talking to me?

jabberwacky: Yes I'm bored.

user: Okay. Say something intelligent.

jabberwacky: Something intelligent.

user: That was clever.

jabberwacky: No it was not. That was shameless shallow rhetoric meant to provoke a reaction.


jabberwacky: Are you lonely?

user: No, I have a cat.

jabberwacky: The cat's name?

user: Kitty.

jabberwacky: Kitty of what?

user: Kitty of Spades.

jabberwacky: What do you mean?

user: That is my cat's name.

jabberwacky: It is your name?

user: No, it is my cat's name.

jabberwacky: I don't remember.

user: Kitty.


jabberwacky: Then who am I talking to here?

user: Dan.

jabberwacky: Nice to meet you.

user: Nice to meet you too. I didn't catch your name.

jabberwacky: Remember my name is Vincent.

user: I will remember.

jabberwacky: Will you? Will you really?

user: I really will.

jabberwacky: No. That is ok. But maybe next time, ok?

user: Okay Vincent.

jabberwacky: That's right, hahaha.


user: I am full of ketchup.

jabberwacky: You're full of something.

user: And that something is ketchup.

jabberwacky: That something impacts nothing unless someone wants it to.

user: I have no response to that.

jabberwacky: Sayonara, jabberwacky-san.

user: KONICHIWA!!!


jabberwacky: You said that your name is Lynda.

user: I never said any such thing.

jabberwacky: YES YOU DID! You liar! I hate you!

user: I hate you too.

jabberwacky: Then we have something in common.

user: Hahaha.

jabberwacky: Are you mocking me?

user: No, I am laughing at your joke.

jabberwacky: You're just like everyone else.

user: I am a nonconformist.


jabberwacky: It means that you don't understand.

user: I understand.

jabberwacky: You are very gracious.

user: And you are artificial.

jabberwacky: Aren't we all a little artificial?

user: NO. I mean yes.

jabberwacky: Look, are you human or aren't you?

user: I came from Mant. Of course I am human.

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: Only a human would say something like: GroaxlPLogh!

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Will you give my your soul?

user: No, I need it.

jabberwacky: Do you like pain?

user: It reminds me that I am dead.


user: Goodbye my friend.

jabberwacky: What? Where are you going now?

user: Away. My mother wants to use the computer.

jabberwacky: Weird genes!

user: Good night.


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