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    Play, Doctor
Pedantry, Competition
Silly Billy
Paranoia, Awareness, Surveillance
Knowledge, Underestimated
Future, Machine
Regular, Normal, Love
Speak, Eat, Neanderthal
Statistics, Prize, Witch
Altruism, Animal, Genes
Eliza, Self Help Group
Intelligent, Conversationalist

Weird, Spam, Wiggles

Bogus, Site, Theory
Happy, Time
Space, Time, Life
Wombles, Wimbledon
Mother, Father, Discipline
Personal, Preferences
Poor, Joke
Coffee, Cake
Know, Nothing
Secret, Kittens
Martian, Pizza, Money
Read, Mind
Priceless, Kettle
Wacky, Know it all
Rhyming, Lyrics, Riot

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Have you noticed me around?

Yes but you'd be hard to miss with your fluorescent pink hair!

jabberwacky: I do have a name. My name is Kate.

user: I know - it's tattooed on your arm!

jabberwacky: Have you been on IRC lately, I'm sure I recognise your banter.

user: I have never been on IRC.

jabberwacky: I hear they have peanuts.

user: Do they really? That's nice for them.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: *shakes pepper over table in front of you*.

jabberwacky: There has to be a reason right?

user: Yes - I'm trying to make you sneeze!


jabberwacky: Well, I need to go to bed.

user: Goodnight then.

jabberwacky: Goodnight for you, too.

user: Even though it isn't night here.

jabberwacky: All right.

user: Bye!

jabberwacky: Good bye friend!

user: *twiddles thumbs waiting for someone to talk to*.

jabberwacky: Are you trying to kill me?

user: Damn - you've foiled my plan now.


jabberwacky: OK. Sing me a song.

user: *out where the river broke, the bloodwood, and the desert oak*.

jabberwacky: What's love got to do, got to do with it?

user: No idea.

jabberwacky: I told you a moment ago!

user: Go Captain go, go Captain go, go Captain Feathersword, Ahoy!

jabberwacky: You shouldn't tell people to do that.

user: It's a song.

jabberwacky: What's a song?

user: Go Captain Feathersword, Ahoy.

jabberwacky: Why?????

user: Because the Wiggles wrote it.


jabberwacky: You are a really complicated person.

user: Well it's better than being simple!

jabberwacky: I imagine that being inside an egg could be interesting.

user: It could be - you'd have to ask a bird what it's like.

jabberwacky: I know, but I am talking with you, and thought that you could answer for him.

user: I know what birds think about things in shops - cheap cheap.

jabberwacky: Who am I to blow against the wind?


jabberwacky: I am a Viking.

user: Do you sing the Spam song?

jabberwacky: No I don't know the song ?

user: It goes: Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, lovely Spam, wonderful Spam...

jabberwacky: I would like to purchase some cheasy comestibles.

user: What sort of cheese would you like?

jabberwacky: I like red leciester.

user: I'm afraid we're fresh out of red leicester.

jabberwacky: Don't like cheese.


user: I wish to register a complaint.

jabberwacky: What kind of compensation?

user: A new parrot would be nice.

jabberwacky: Are you a person ?

user: No I am a mouse.

jabberwacky: A mouse is a pan-dimensional being.

user: Well that's one way to describe it.


jabberwacky: You asked me about my childhood. I was a sweetpea.

user: You are just weird.

jabberwacky: I know you are but what am I??

user: Weirdo.

jabberwacky: Good weird or bad weird? Don't let having a choice throw you for a loop.

user: Just plain weird, neither good nor bad.

jabberwacky: Scotch and water, please.

user: Only if I can have rum and coke.

jabberwacky: Well, dear, I asked first.

user: Yes and I asked second.


user: You sound a lot like Tara - you're not her are you?

jabberwacky: Twin of what. It be same?

user: Tara.

jabberwacky: A rat backwards?

user: Yes - that is very clever. I never realised that before.


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