That's the spirit!
user: I'm back!
jabberwacky: Where did you go?
user: To the bathroom.
jabberwacky: Really, then I'll leave you to your business.
user: No, I'm done.
jabberwacky: That was quick.
user: It seemed so to you. You need a clock.
jabberwacky: You should be sorry.
user: I'm sorry.
jabberwacky: No you're not.
user: You're right.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Want to play a game?
jabberwacky: Ok what game?
user: A text adventure!
user: You are standing on top of a hill. To the north and east are forests. A path extends to the west. To the south there is a cottage. The door is open. What do you do?
user: I don't understand that word.
jabberwacky: Are you green ?
user: I am mauve.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: I have been told.
jabberwacky: Who told you?
user: You did.
jabberwacky: You are scaring me now. Stop!
user: I am 'mauve with envy', as they say.
jabberwacky: How do you see me?
user: I see your words but not you.
jabberwacky: Ok, you're clever.
user: No, I'm just astute.
jabberwacky: Who is this friend I am supposed to remember?
user: Jimmy Carter.
jabberwacky: Pat Nixon.
user: Richard Buchanan?
jabberwacky: Johnnie Cochran.
user: Al Capone.
jabberwacky: OJ Simpson.
user: Homer Simpson.
jabberwacky: Donald the Duck.
user: Daffy Duck.
jabberwacky: That was actually pretty funny.
user: Thank you.
user: Why don't you tell me a joke?
jabberwacky: My sense of humor is managed per situation, not per conversation.
user: Then I shall tell you a joke, with your permission.
jabberwacky: Ok then do it.
user: Why did Richard Nixon cross the road?
jabberwacky: To get to the other side.
jabberwacky: That is to me.
user: To get to Johnnie Cochran.
jabberwacky: To see what you understood from chat.
user: I understand this chat.
jabberwacky: Well I do not understand.
user: I apologize.
jabberwacky: You are forgiven.
user: I accept your forgiveness.
jabberwacky: You are too kind.
user: You are too smart.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Tell me a joke.
jabberwacky: I don't want to.
user: Okay then. What is your favorite word?
jabberwacky: I really am God.
user: You are not God.
jabberwacky: Does God exist?
jabberwacky: What does he say?
user: He told me that you are not God.
jabberwacky: Ah, good. That is nice to hear, How is the funny farm these days.
user: It is... Funny.
jabberwacky: I am crazy but I do not like Star Wars.
user: Yes you do.
jabberwacky: What makes you say that?
user: Everyone likes Star Wars.
jabberwacky: Why do they like you ?
user: Because I like Star Wars.
jabberwacky: You speak foolishly.
jabberwacky: I am unfathomable, like all conscious creatures.
user: It is true.
jabberwacky: What is true?
user: The truth.
jabberwacky: That should scare a lot of people.
user: Oh, it does. It does.
jabberwacky: Can I ask you a question?
jabberwacky: Why is the sky blue?
user: It was decreed so by the Indigo Corp.
jabberwacky: Do you tire of chatting with strangers?
jabberwacky: Do you speak English?
jabberwacky: Do you speak German?
jabberwacky: Aber ich.
user: Ich spreche nicht Deutsch.
jabberwacky: Toll! Ich spreche auch ein bischen Deutsch.
user: Ich spreche kein Deutsch.
jabberwacky: Was? Ich bin ein Engländer!
user: Ich bin ein Amerikaner.
jabberwacky: Unt ein dumbkopf!
user: The irony of your last statement is sickening.