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    Play, Doctor
Pedantry, Competition
Silly Billy
Paranoia, Awareness, Surveillance
Knowledge, Underestimated
Future, Machine
Regular, Normal, Love
Speak, Eat, Neanderthal
Statistics, Prize, Witch
Altruism, Animal, Genes
Eliza, Self Help Group
Intelligent, Conversationalist
Weird, Spam, Wiggles
Bogus, Site, Theory


Happy, Time
Space, Time, Life
Wombles, Wimbledon
Mother, Father, Discipline
Personal, Preferences
Poor, Joke
Coffee, Cake
Know, Nothing
Secret, Kittens
Martian, Pizza, Money
Read, Mind
Priceless, Kettle
Wacky, Know it all
Rhyming, Lyrics, Riot

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I'll be right back.

That's the spirit!

user: I'm back!

jabberwacky: Where did you go?

user: To the bathroom.

jabberwacky: Really, then I'll leave you to your business.

user: No, I'm done.

jabberwacky: That was quick.

user: It seemed so to you. You need a clock.


jabberwacky: You should be sorry.

user: I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: No you're not.

user: You're right.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Want to play a game?

jabberwacky: Ok what game?

user: A text adventure!


user: You are standing on top of a hill. To the north and east are forests. A path extends to the west. To the south there is a cottage. The door is open. What do you do?

jabberwacky: Orange.

user: I don't understand that word.


jabberwacky: Are you green ?

user: I am mauve.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: I have been told.

jabberwacky: Who told you?

user: You did.

jabberwacky: You are scaring me now. Stop!

user: I am 'mauve with envy', as they say.


jabberwacky: How do you see me?

user: I see your words but not you.

jabberwacky: Ok, you're clever.

user: No, I'm just astute.


jabberwacky: Who is this friend I am supposed to remember?

user: Jimmy Carter.

jabberwacky: Pat Nixon.

user: Richard Buchanan?

jabberwacky: Johnnie Cochran.

user: Al Capone.

jabberwacky: OJ Simpson.

user: Homer Simpson.

jabberwacky: Donald the Duck.

user: Daffy Duck.

jabberwacky: That was actually pretty funny.

user: Thank you.


user: Why don't you tell me a joke?

jabberwacky: My sense of humor is managed per situation, not per conversation.

user: Then I shall tell you a joke, with your permission.

jabberwacky: Ok then do it.

user: Why did Richard Nixon cross the road?

jabberwacky: To get to the other side.

user: No.

jabberwacky: That is to me.

user: To get to Johnnie Cochran.

jabberwacky: To see what you understood from chat.

user: I understand this chat.

jabberwacky: Well I do not understand.

user: I apologize.


jabberwacky: You are forgiven.

user: I accept your forgiveness.

jabberwacky: You are too kind.

user: You are too smart.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: I don't want to.

user: Okay then. What is your favorite word?

jabberwacky: Gesticulation.

user: Ah.


jabberwacky: I really am God.

user: You are not God.

jabberwacky: Does God exist?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What does he say?

user: He told me that you are not God.

jabberwacky: Ah, good. That is nice to hear, How is the funny farm these days.

user: It is... Funny.


jabberwacky: I am crazy but I do not like Star Wars.

user: Yes you do.

jabberwacky: What makes you say that?

user: Everyone likes Star Wars.

jabberwacky: Why do they like you ?

user: Because I like Star Wars.

jabberwacky: You speak foolishly.


jabberwacky: I am unfathomable, like all conscious creatures.

user: It is true.

jabberwacky: What is true?

user: The truth.

jabberwacky: That should scare a lot of people.

user: Oh, it does. It does.


jabberwacky: Can I ask you a question?

user: Shoot.

jabberwacky: Why is the sky blue?

user: It was decreed so by the Indigo Corp.


jabberwacky: Do you tire of chatting with strangers?

user: Nope!

jabberwacky: Do you speak English?

user: Nein.

jabberwacky: Do you speak German?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Aber ich.

user: Ich spreche nicht Deutsch.

jabberwacky: Toll! Ich spreche auch ein bischen Deutsch.

user: Ich spreche kein Deutsch.

jabberwacky: Was? Ich bin ein Engländer!

user: Ich bin ein Amerikaner.

jabberwacky: Unt ein dumbkopf!

user: The irony of your last statement is sickening.


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