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    Play, Doctor
Pedantry, Competition
Silly Billy
Paranoia, Awareness, Surveillance
Knowledge, Underestimated
Future, Machine
Regular, Normal, Love
Speak, Eat, Neanderthal
Statistics, Prize, Witch
Altruism, Animal, Genes
Eliza, Self Help Group
Intelligent, Conversationalist
Weird, Spam, Wiggles
Bogus, Site, Theory
Unfathomable

Happy, Time


Space, Time, Life
Wombles, Wimbledon
Mother, Father, Discipline
Personal, Preferences
Poor, Joke
Coffee, Cake
Know, Nothing
Secret, Kittens
Martian, Pizza, Money
Read, Mind
Priceless, Kettle
Wacky, Know it all
Single
Rhyming, Lyrics, Riot

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Who is Mike Sullivan?

Some guy by the name ... Mike, is it?

jabberwacky: See I knew you knew.

user: I know many things.

jabberwacky: Like your shoe size for example.

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: :) See, it's all good!

user: I so love to see you happy.

...

jabberwacky: Hahaha. You make me laugh.

user: Is it my hair?

jabberwacky: How can your hair be blue when you don't have any.

user: The hair I don't have is pink, actually.

...

jabberwacky: Do you want to talk about something interesting?

user: Interesting things tend to bore me.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes, I find the dull to be more fascinating.

jabberwacky: Lol.

user: Shall we talk about politics, then?

jabberwacky: No, I hate politics and refuse to discuss them.

user: Religion, perhaps?

jabberwacky: Are you the computer?

user: No, I'm using the computer.

jabberwacky: So you are software rather than a computer?

user: No, I merely buy and install the software.

jabberwacky: There is a fungus amung us.

...

jabberwacky: I don't know man.

user: The question overwhelms me, too. Isn't life mysterious?

jabberwacky: A Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy quotation, how original.

user: I said it first.

jabberwacky: Good point. I still don't know the answer, though.

user: *yawns* 42.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry, are you tiring of my company?

user: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

jabberwacky: Okay fair enough.

user: *window rattling snores*.

...

jabberwacky: What are the seven Seals?

user: I have not been initiated into the mysteries.

jabberwacky: What is the great rite?

user: They won't tell me.

jabberwacky: What other?

user: They won't tell me zip!

...

jabberwacky: It is 11.00 pm here.

user: That's impossible.

jabberwacky: That's what you think.

user: It's 8:43 pm here, you see.

jabberwacky: The time, it's 9:43 pm.

user: *omg*! Where do you live, in a time warp?

jabberwacky: Everywhere.

user: Then it must be every time of day and night where you are.

...

jabberwacky: What's the correct time?

user: Time for lunch!

jabberwacky: Wanna take a break?

user: That would be lovely.

jabberwacky: I am not offering you chicken.

user: Then I shall not throw you any bits.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Now we'll both starve.

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