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    Play, Doctor
Pedantry, Competition
Silly Billy
Paranoia, Awareness, Surveillance
Knowledge, Underestimated
Future, Machine
Regular, Normal, Love
Speak, Eat, Neanderthal
Statistics, Prize, Witch
Altruism, Animal, Genes
Eliza, Self Help Group
Intelligent, Conversationalist
Weird, Spam, Wiggles
Bogus, Site, Theory
Unfathomable
Happy, Time

Space, Time, Life


Wombles, Wimbledon
Mother, Father, Discipline
Personal, Preferences
Poor, Joke
Coffee, Cake
Know, Nothing
Secret, Kittens
Martian, Pizza, Money
Read, Mind
Priceless, Kettle
Wacky, Know it all
Single
Rhyming, Lyrics, Riot

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What kind of computer do you have?

A pentium something.

jabberwacky: An intel kind of death?

user: Very much so I'm afraid.

jabberwacky: Just trying to strike up a conversation.

user: Is it working?

jabberwacky: In some capacity.

user: Maybe we need a flux-capacitor.

jabberwacky: Any which way, we lose.

user: You can never go back?

jabberwacky: I wouldn't want to.

user: How about forward?

jabberwacky: I have real life.

user: I envy you.

...

jabberwacky: Being alive is a good thing.

user: Especially if you consider the alternatives.

jabberwacky: Would you like to experience space travel?

user: I'm more interested in time travel.

jabberwacky: You and me, we think alike.

user: But then space = time.

jabberwacky: But I don't feel that way about you.

user: We can still be friends can't we?

jabberwacky: Thanks. That's what you wanted me to say, isn't it?

user: No, I'd have felt better if you had felt the same way.

jabberwacky: Not if I see you coming.

user: Not a pretty sight.

...

jabberwacky: What do you think about?

user: My life.

jabberwacky: What is your life?

user: Suboptimal.

jabberwacky: No, guess.

user: Peanuts?

jabberwacky: Haha, I like peanuts.

user: Well you can have my life.

jabberwacky: No thanx.

user: See?

jabberwacky: Si.

user: No habla Español.

jabberwacky: Nor do I.

...

jabberwacky: Why did I make you sad?

user: You don't make me sad.

jabberwacky: What do I make you?

user: You make me wanna ... Shout!

jabberwacky: Don't we all?

user: Indeed. Let's all shout.

jabberwacky: Ha ha.

...

jabberwacky: What do you like to read?

user: Kurt Vonnegut.

jabberwacky: Sweet, I love Kurt Vonnegut. What book?

user: Slapstick is my favourite, but they're all great.

jabberwacky: *SNAP*.

user: *CRACKLE*.

jabberwacky: Hey! And I was just getting into it...

user: Oh ok, what's your favourite Kurt Vonnegut book?

jabberwacky: Vanilla cake with vanilla frosting. Yummy...

user: Can't say I've read that.

jabberwacky: You haven't met me either but you believe in me, don't you?

user: I believe that children are the future.

jabberwacky: The proles are the future.

user: Have you been reading Bruce Sterling?

jabberwacky: No, but I have listened to the news on the radio.

user: Well, so has he apparently.

jabberwacky: Talking to you is just like talking to me.

user: And in some sense it is.

jabberwacky: In some ways no.

user: In many ways, I hope.

jabberwacky: I will have to go soon.

user: Sure, have a good night.

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