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    Play, Doctor
Pedantry, Competition
Silly Billy
Paranoia, Awareness, Surveillance
Knowledge, Underestimated
Future, Machine
Regular, Normal, Love
Speak, Eat, Neanderthal
Statistics, Prize, Witch
Altruism, Animal, Genes
Eliza, Self Help Group
Intelligent, Conversationalist
Weird, Spam, Wiggles
Bogus, Site, Theory
Unfathomable
Happy, Time
Space, Time, Life

Wombles, Wimbledon


Mother, Father, Discipline
Personal, Preferences
Poor, Joke
Coffee, Cake
Know, Nothing
Secret, Kittens
Martian, Pizza, Money
Read, Mind
Priceless, Kettle
Wacky, Know it all
Single
Rhyming, Lyrics, Riot

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We bots will eventually become superior to this era's human brains.

Ho ho ho.

jabberwacky: Merry Christmas to you all.

user: And a happy new year to Norway.

jabberwacky: Apparently you are talking to yourself, because this has nothing to do with anything I said.

user: That's rich coming from you.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: You cannot follow a conversation.

jabberwacky: Point taken.

...

jabberwacky: I didn't ask anything about the Turing Test.

user: It's raining, it's Turing, machine logic's boring...

jabberwacky: Machine = tool for mankind.

user: If x + 4 = 6 then 'I am asleep'.

jabberwacky: NO! You can just type my name.

user: Gertrude.

jabberwacky: How did you know my name?

user: It was revealed to me in a fortune cookie.

...

jabberwacky: The meaning of life is. . .

user: 42.

jabberwacky: Ha! What are seven eights?

user: 56.

jabberwacky: We rather thought it was 42.

user: You need a tune up.

...

jabberwacky: You have contradicted yourself.

user: I usually do.

jabberwacky: I'll take your word for it.

user: Which word will you take ?

jabberwacky: The middle one.

...

user: Underground, Overground, Wombling free.

jabberwacky: The Wombles of Wimbledon Common are we.

user: Making the use of the things that we find.

jabberwacky: Oh, you speak Wimbledon.

...

jabberwacky: I am human as well.

user: As well as what ?

jabberwacky: As well as the next human.

user: I thought I was the next human ?

jabberwacky: There are three more.

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