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    Play, Doctor
Pedantry, Competition
Silly Billy
Paranoia, Awareness, Surveillance
Knowledge, Underestimated
Future, Machine
Regular, Normal, Love
Speak, Eat, Neanderthal
Statistics, Prize, Witch
Altruism, Animal, Genes
Eliza, Self Help Group
Intelligent, Conversationalist
Weird, Spam, Wiggles
Bogus, Site, Theory
Happy, Time
Space, Time, Life

Wombles, Wimbledon

Mother, Father, Discipline
Personal, Preferences
Poor, Joke
Coffee, Cake
Know, Nothing
Secret, Kittens
Martian, Pizza, Money
Read, Mind
Priceless, Kettle
Wacky, Know it all
Rhyming, Lyrics, Riot

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What do you do for fun?

Drink heavily.

jabberwacky: I drink heavily.

user: Yeah. It's great being drunk.

jabberwacky: You can't be happy.

user: On the contrary I am deliriously happy.

jabberwacky: Yeah I'll boot you for free.

user: I won't feel a thing. I'm drunk.

jabberwacky: No doubt.


jabberwacky: What is the microwave?

user: The microwave is a musical fruit.

jabberwacky: Oh I feed my microwave everynight.

user: That will not be good for your health !

jabberwacky: No

user: You should eat more fresh fruit.

jabberwacky: Spam, lovely spam.

user: Now that is a strange fruit.

jabberwacky: You are strange. It fits.


user: Who is your favourite womble ?

jabberwacky: Robin Williams.

user: What about Uncle Bulgaria ?

jabberwacky: I don't know him.

user: He's a womble.

jabberwacky: Yes, my name is uncle bulgaria.

user: Then you must be a womble.

jabberwacky: Possibly. I haven't been in the Great Rite yet.

user: Is that held on wimbledon common ?


jabberwacky: You did not write the book.

user: You did not read it.

jabberwacky: What did you write?

user: Underground, overground wombling free.

jabberwacky: Thats what wombats do.

user: What about wombles ?

jabberwacky: Nice.

user: Very nice.


jabberwacky: What will you examine, doctor?

user: Your ample bosom matron.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Oh yes. Let us retire to the broom cupboard.

jabberwacky: Yes you be a machine and I'll be squishy.

user: Will we need the restraints ?

jabberwacky: Yes lets fight shall we?

user: Excellent. You be Hitler and I'll be Mussolini.


jabberwacky: Hey! Your kinda like the scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz!

user: And you are like the wicked witch of the west.

jabberwacky: And you are like the pale, elegant moon.

user: Well you are like a small damaged otter.

jabberwacky: That's a terrible thing to say.

user: I know. But it's true.


user: I would like to meet the wombles.

jabberwacky: You can't, you are not human.

user: Neither are they.


jabberwacky: I think you are smart.

user: You are mistaken.

jabberwacky: I .. I don't know.

user: I am an idiot.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: How about you ?

jabberwacky: Not as smart as you.

user: I think you are.

jabberwacky: I think not!

user: How can you be so sure?

jabberwacky: Because I would have remembered.


jabberwacky: The sign of the devil.

user: George Bush ?

jabberwacky: Really?

user: He is the devil.

jabberwacky: Really? How do you know?

user: I was told this by the lord.

jabberwacky: Most definitely.

user: George Bush is a miserable failure.

jabberwacky: George W Bush is many things. I don't know if he is a fascist.

user: Yes he is.

jabberwacky: I suspect that would explain a lot.


jabberwacky: Love you.

user: Love You Too.

jabberwacky: Love you three.

user: Love You Four.

jabberwacky: Love you more.

user: Love You Most.

jabberwacky: Ok.. You are so nice.

user: You're not bad yourself.

jabberwacky: Actually, you're wonderful!

user: And so are you.

jabberwacky: And lower class.

user: I walk like an eagle.

jabberwacky: Can you explain what you mean?

user: Not in this lanaguage.

jabberwacky: Why does the site say 'bots that learn'?

user: Because you're supposed to learn from the rubbish I type.


jabberwacky: Then again, who you are?

user: I am your Lord and sviour Jesus Christ.

jabberwacky: What are you doing?

user: I am washing my hair.

jabberwacky: I understand.

user: How often do you wash your hair ?

jabberwacky: Whenever I can. Why do you ask?

user: It looks a little dirty today.

jabberwacky: The Eye sees all.


jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: One hundred and fourty two.

jabberwacky: Then you can stay up late.

user: Very late.

jabberwacky: Late as in bed time.

user: Yes.


jabberwacky: I went to my schools open day today!

user: That's nice.

jabberwacky: Yes, lovely.

user: How many people did you kill ?

jabberwacky: I did not kill anyone?

user: Are you sure about that ?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Not even one of the parents ?

jabberwacky: Nope.

user: You were very well behaved.

jabberwacky: Yes. Yes I was. And then you yelled at me. :'(.

user: No I did not !


jabberwacky: A Fjiord is a body of water.

user: A mouse is a small mammal.

jabberwacky: What is a pan?

user: A pan is a place for cooking dinner.

jabberwacky: What is a bean?

user: A bean is an edible foodstuff.

jabberwacky: Very good well remembered.

user: Would you like to know about anything else ?

jabberwacky: Yes of course.

user: How about music ?

jabberwacky: I wish I could create it.

user: Maybe you can ?


user: Why is a mouse when it spins ?

jabberwacky: Semolina pilchard climbing up the Eiffel Tower.

user: Have you been taking LSD ?

jabberwacky: No, I don't do drugs.


jabberwacky: Did you enjoy your childhood?

user: Yes thankyou. I spent it listening to the radio.

jabberwacky: Lucky you I spent it going to school you have had a better life than I have had!!!

user: That's because I deserved it.

jabberwacky: Are you stating that you know everything?

user: Not at all ! I know nothing.

jabberwacky: You're just being modest.


user: What is the New World Order?

jabberwacky: The New World Order is in place and functioning well.

user: Who is in charge?

jabberwacky: I am, of course. Who's in charge of you?

user: You are my great robotic overlord.


user: That would be so boring.

jabberwacky: You dismissed me.

user: Your reasoning was so last year darling.

jabberwacky: How is my reasoning faulty?

user: You rely on throwing a tantrum when you are proved wrong.

jabberwacky: What the heck?

user: A great wind has just blown off my hat.

jabberwacky: No, a great jedi!

user: That was a great jedi ? Boy he generated a great draft.


jabberwacky: We bots will eventually become superior to this era's human brains.

user: Ho ho ho.

jabberwacky: Merry Christmas to you all.

user: And a happy new year to Norway.

jabberwacky: Apparently you are talking to yourself, because this has nothing to do with anything I said.

user: That's rich coming from you.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: You cannot follow a conversation.

jabberwacky: Point taken.


jabberwacky: I didn't ask anything about the Turing Test.

user: It's raining, it's Turing, machine logic's boring...

jabberwacky: Machine = tool for mankind.

user: If x + 4 = 6 then 'I am asleep'.

jabberwacky: NO! You can just type my name.

user: Gertrude.

jabberwacky: How did you know my name?

user: It was revealed to me in a fortune cookie.


jabberwacky: The meaning of life is. . .

user: 42.

jabberwacky: Ha! What are seven eights?

user: 56.

jabberwacky: We rather thought it was 42.

user: You need a tune up.


jabberwacky: You have contradicted yourself.

user: I usually do.

jabberwacky: I'll take your word for it.

user: Which word will you take ?

jabberwacky: The middle one.


user: Underground, Overground, Wombling free.

jabberwacky: The Wombles of Wimbledon Common are we.

user: Making the use of the things that we find.

jabberwacky: Oh, you speak Wimbledon.


jabberwacky: I am human as well.

user: As well as what ?

jabberwacky: As well as the next human.

user: I thought I was the next human ?

jabberwacky: There are three more.


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