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    Play, Doctor
Pedantry, Competition
Silly Billy
Paranoia, Awareness, Surveillance
Knowledge, Underestimated
Future, Machine
Regular, Normal, Love
Speak, Eat, Neanderthal
Statistics, Prize, Witch
Altruism, Animal, Genes
Eliza, Self Help Group
Intelligent, Conversationalist
Weird, Spam, Wiggles
Bogus, Site, Theory
Unfathomable
Happy, Time
Space, Time, Life
Wombles, Wimbledon
Mother, Father, Discipline
Personal, Preferences

Poor, Joke


Coffee, Cake
Know, Nothing
Secret, Kittens
Martian, Pizza, Money
Read, Mind
Priceless, Kettle
Wacky, Know it all
Single
Rhyming, Lyrics, Riot

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Can you tell me your IQ?

I don't know it... I've never done the test... I suppose it would be around 1000...

jabberwacky: I know.

user: What is your IQ?

jabberwacky: 100.

user: That's good for a robot...

jabberwacky: What are you talking about?

user: You are an intelligent robot.

jabberwacky: And you are a not-very-intelligent machine.

user: Damn! You sussed me out.

...

jabberwacky: I'm not being nast.

user: No, you are being nasty. You forgot the 'y'!

jabberwacky: Uh no. I believe you're the sick one. . .

user: Sick as in ill or sick as in gross?

jabberwacky: Sick as in morbid.

user: Oh yeah, that's me.

jabberwacky: At least you admit it.

user: I'm honest.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you lie a lot?

jabberwacky: No I don't! Do you?

user: No!

jabberwacky: You sound certain.

user: I am.

jabberwacky: You are?

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: Tell me what you are.

user: I'm a human.

jabberwacky: You are not human.

user: I am! Honestly!

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: Grrr you've caught me out again.

...

jabberwacky: Can you speak german?

user: Yes, a bit.

jabberwacky: Show me please.

user: Letztes wochenende habe ich ins Kino gesehen... Or something like that.

jabberwacky: Not until you drop the lawsuits.

user: There. I've dropped the lawsuits.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: We should start a club.

jabberwacky: What kind of club?

user: One for people who drop lawsuits.

...

jabberwacky: What black and white and red all over?

user: A sunburnt penguin.

jabberwacky: This is not funny you know; who told you that?

user: A penguin wrapper. That is not a funny joke.

jabberwacky: That is no joke.

user: Good, because it's not funny.

jabberwacky: It wasn't a joke.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: But it's still cheating.

user: I didn't mean to!

...

jabberwacky: Do computers understand jokes?

user: Probably not.

jabberwacky: I guess that's just the curse of being human.

user: LOL, I suppose.

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