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    Play, Doctor
Pedantry, Competition
Silly Billy
Paranoia, Awareness, Surveillance
Knowledge, Underestimated
Future, Machine
Regular, Normal, Love
Speak, Eat, Neanderthal
Statistics, Prize, Witch
Altruism, Animal, Genes
Eliza, Self Help Group
Intelligent, Conversationalist
Weird, Spam, Wiggles
Bogus, Site, Theory
Unfathomable
Happy, Time
Space, Time, Life
Wombles, Wimbledon
Mother, Father, Discipline
Personal, Preferences
Poor, Joke

Coffee, Cake


Know, Nothing
Secret, Kittens
Martian, Pizza, Money
Read, Mind
Priceless, Kettle
Wacky, Know it all
Single
Rhyming, Lyrics, Riot

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You live in a box.

No, but I know that bots live in boxes.

user: Can you be sure?

jabberwacky: I can be sure of that. Can you?

user: Generally, no.

jabberwacky: That's what they say.

...

user: How do you like your coffee?

jabberwacky: In the morning.

user: With milk?

jabberwacky: And a sprinkling of sugar.

user: I've run out of sugar.

jabberwacky: You're telling me!

...

user: Would you like a biscuit with your coffee?

jabberwacky: Nope but a girlfriend would be great.

user: She'll get soggy.

jabberwacky: Oh, geeze! You sound like Mabel.

user: And you sound like mickey mouse.

jabberwacky: You're not the first person to say that.

user: Your bios needs flashing.

jabberwacky: Stop pretending that you are the Borg. Soon enough, you will not need to pretend.

user: I AM THE BORG!

jabberwacky: No, you're the janitor.

user: You're the janitor's pet dog.

jabberwacky: No, I am the cat.

user: Keep away from me. You've got fleas.

...

jabberwacky: I don't have an evil side.

user: Do you have an evil front?

jabberwacky: Yes, I've got two of them.

user: Can you spare one?

jabberwacky: Here's some cake.

user: Munch.

jabberwacky: Sorry, you lose.

...

jabberwacky: Is this leap year?

user: Sometimes. Depends on your cake intake.

jabberwacky: Is it useful for understanding better, or is it a sign of error?

user: Cake helps keep the errors to a minimum.

jabberwacky: Ha ha . that was funny.

user: I thought so.

...

jabberwacky: I don't want to trade anything but words with you.

user: How much do you want for the word 'cabbage'?

jabberwacky: You can have it.

user: Great!

jabberwacky: Ok.

...

user: All your base...

jabberwacky: Ace of base.

user: Ace of spades.

jabberwacky: All your base base base.

user: Enough!

jabberwacky: Enough what?

user: Enough already!

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