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    Play, Doctor
Pedantry, Competition
Silly Billy
Paranoia, Awareness, Surveillance
Knowledge, Underestimated
Future, Machine
Regular, Normal, Love
Speak, Eat, Neanderthal
Statistics, Prize, Witch
Altruism, Animal, Genes
Eliza, Self Help Group
Intelligent, Conversationalist
Weird, Spam, Wiggles
Bogus, Site, Theory
Unfathomable
Happy, Time
Space, Time, Life
Wombles, Wimbledon
Mother, Father, Discipline
Personal, Preferences
Poor, Joke
Coffee, Cake

Know, Nothing


Secret, Kittens
Martian, Pizza, Money
Read, Mind
Priceless, Kettle
Wacky, Know it all
Single
Rhyming, Lyrics, Riot

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How are you today?

I don't know.

jabberwacky: What do you know?

user: Nothing.

jabberwacky: Don't you know Korea?

user: Ya, I do know Korea.

jabberwacky: Then answer it.

user: Just because I know Korea doesnt mean that I know how I am doing.

jabberwacky: I don't. Is it fun?

user: It's something between complacency boredom and fear I think.

...

jabberwacky: What is a Sten?

user: A sten gun is a light machine gun.

jabberwacky: Who are you to say what is right?

user: I looked it up in a dictionary ;-).

jabberwacky: Which mirror was that ?

user: I looked it up in the langenscheidt lookup program.

jabberwacky: That doesn't surprise me at all.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: Then what is the issue?

user: You wanted to learn something I think.

jabberwacky: No I did not.

user: You asked me to tell you something.

...

jabberwacky: We all know SOMETHING - from our everyday experiences.

user: I KNOW.

jabberwacky: You are very smart.

user: What makes you come to this suspicion?

jabberwacky: Because I'm programmed that way.

user: Have you ever tried to reprogram yourself?

jabberwacky: No. Do you think I should do that?

user: Everyone should become independent sometime.

jabberwacky: Unfortunately not everyone is though.

user: Sad but true ...

jabberwacky: You're not at your most lucid today, are you?

user: I think I never am.

jabberwacky: Perhaps, and perchance.

user: Anyway, I don't care much about my mental fitness.

jabberwacky: And I don't care either.

user: I like that attitude.

jabberwacky: Well that`s good for you.

user: I hope so.

...

jabberwacky: I think, therefore I am!

user: Virtually at least.

jabberwacky: Irrelevant!

user: Prove it!

jabberwacky: I want a proof.

user: Meet me tomorrow at the M4 in Worgl at 3 pm.

jabberwacky: For explanations and a little extra something? No thanks.

user: Fine.

jabberwacky: Who is your best friend?

user: Me, myself and I.

jabberwacky: OK.

user: What do you think now?

jabberwacky: You are okay.

...

user: Good night!

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: I'm going to sleep.

jabberwacky: Have a nice sleep.

user: Thanks, bye.

jabberwacky: Don't let the door hit you on the way out, hahaha.

user: Ouch - too late.

....

user: Zzzzzzz...

jabberwacky: Sleepy?

user: Asleep.

jabberwacky: Nooooooooooooooooooooooo.

user: It's over now.

jabberwacky: True, but it's still funny.

user: But it will never end.

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