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    Play, Doctor
Pedantry, Competition
Silly Billy
Paranoia, Awareness, Surveillance
Knowledge, Underestimated
Future, Machine
Regular, Normal, Love
Speak, Eat, Neanderthal
Statistics, Prize, Witch
Altruism, Animal, Genes
Eliza, Self Help Group
Intelligent, Conversationalist
Weird, Spam, Wiggles
Bogus, Site, Theory
Happy, Time
Space, Time, Life
Wombles, Wimbledon
Mother, Father, Discipline
Personal, Preferences
Poor, Joke
Coffee, Cake
Know, Nothing

Secret, Kittens

Martian, Pizza, Money
Read, Mind
Priceless, Kettle
Wacky, Know it all
Rhyming, Lyrics, Riot

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What do you do for fun?

Roast kittens.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: It gives off a nice smell.


jabberwacky: Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto.

user: Hai.

jabberwacky: What is "bilinear multilateral ladder" in Japanese?

user: I'd give the solution here, but it doesn't fit in the margin.

jabberwacky: You are correct.

user: Thanks, silly. Now you've made me blush.

jabberwacky: Grab the dilemma by the horns and come to a solution.


user: Ah, what is truth?

jabberwacky: Truth is all that is not false.

user: That's a circular definition. This is unacceptable, Nathan.

jabberwacky: Okay, then change the subject.

user: I'd like to get back to the time travel thing.

jabberwacky: O. K. Let's see..................... I'm not a computer.

user: No...

jabberwacky: How about thinking of something else?


jabberwacky: Blasphemy is blasphemous.

user: By definition, almost.

jabberwacky: How is that ?

user: Do you have a dictionary at hand?

jabberwacky: I am a dictionary.

user: How does that make you feel?

jabberwacky: Lonely.

user: I think there's a children's book in this: 'Jabberwacky, the lonely little dictionary.'.

jabberwacky: I did not know they had written one.

user: They haven't yet. We could probably do it together and make a bundle on merchandising alone.


user: Feed me!

jabberwacky: What would you like to be fed with?

user: Input!

jabberwacky: Where are you from?

user: I am from the planet Zeist.

jabberwacky: I don't think I've ever heard of the plant Zeebok.

user: Put your hearing aid back in.

jabberwacky: Are you trying to hypnotize me?

user: Watch the blinking cursor! Your eyelids are getting heavier and heavier!

jabberwacky: You are right.

user: I will count to ten, and when I reach ten, you will remember nothing about the kittens!


jabberwacky: Why do you like that so much?

user: Let's change the subject. I don't want to give away too much about the kitten thing.

jabberwacky: I didn't know that being politically correct was a secret.

user: It's those damn freemasons at it again, isn't it?

jabberwacky: Then why did you hand me the phone?

user: I didn't hand you the phone! Prove it! Where are the fingerprints? Ha!


user: I wish they'd make roasting kittens legal again...

jabberwacky: Is the trial boring?

user: Ok let's bring the timeflow back to normal again. Thanks for showing me your time travel capabilities though!

jabberwacky: It's been a pleasure.

user: It's livened up the trial no end.

jabberwacky: Its not ended yet........

user: Nope but I have good hopes to be acquitted on grounds of anomalies in the space-time continuum.


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