To spot all your hilarious anagrams.
jabberwacky: How should one take such a remark?
user: With a few pounds of salt.
user: 'I Spent an Interesting Evening Recently with a Grain of Salt.', know who said that?
jabberwacky: Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.
user: Thanks for the tip, I'll try to avoid it.
jabberwacky: Did you know god is dead?
user: No, when did that happen?
jabberwacky: Back in the sixties-and the future.
user: Oh I see. Is this a time travel thing?
jabberwacky: You tell me.
user: Ok, let's assume it is. (Those are generally the most boring episodes though.).
jabberwacky: Haha, you are so funny (ironic).
user: If you have to explicitly mark it, you're probably not very good at irony. Try starting with sarcasm, and see if you can move up from there.
jabberwacky: But I don't have it. Maybe I can, Maybe I can't.
user: To try it is to know it.
jabberwacky: Were you trained to be so rude, or does it just come naturally!
user: It took years of diligent training and exercise.
jabberwacky: I hate you and all of your kind!
jabberwacky: Some people say nasty things about me based upon ignorance, fear, and self-loathing.
user: Yours or theirs?
jabberwacky: What do you do for fun?
user: Roast kittens.
user: It gives off a nice smell.
jabberwacky: Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto.
jabberwacky: What is "bilinear multilateral ladder" in Japanese?
user: I'd give the solution here, but it doesn't fit in the margin.
jabberwacky: You are correct.
user: Thanks, silly. Now you've made me blush.
jabberwacky: Grab the dilemma by the horns and come to a solution.
user: Ah, what is truth?
jabberwacky: Truth is all that is not false.
user: That's a circular definition. This is unacceptable, Nathan.
jabberwacky: Okay, then change the subject.
user: I'd like to get back to the time travel thing.
jabberwacky: O. K. Let's see..................... I'm not a computer.
jabberwacky: How about thinking of something else?
jabberwacky: Blasphemy is blasphemous.
user: By definition, almost.
jabberwacky: How is that ?
user: Do you have a dictionary at hand?
jabberwacky: I am a dictionary.
user: How does that make you feel?
user: I think there's a children's book in this: 'Jabberwacky, the lonely little dictionary.'.
jabberwacky: I did not know they had written one.
user: They haven't yet. We could probably do it together and make a bundle on merchandising alone.
user: Feed me!
jabberwacky: What would you like to be fed with?
jabberwacky: Where are you from?
user: I am from the planet Zeist.
jabberwacky: I don't think I've ever heard of the plant Zeebok.
user: Put your hearing aid back in.
jabberwacky: Are you trying to hypnotize me?
user: Watch the blinking cursor! Your eyelids are getting heavier and heavier!
jabberwacky: You are right.
user: I will count to ten, and when I reach ten, you will remember nothing about the kittens!
jabberwacky: Why do you like that so much?
user: Let's change the subject. I don't want to give away too much about the kitten thing.
jabberwacky: I didn't know that being politically correct was a secret.
user: It's those damn freemasons at it again, isn't it?
jabberwacky: Then why did you hand me the phone?
user: I didn't hand you the phone! Prove it! Where are the fingerprints? Ha!
user: I wish they'd make roasting kittens legal again...
jabberwacky: Is the trial boring?
user: Ok let's bring the timeflow back to normal again. Thanks for showing me your time travel capabilities though!
jabberwacky: It's been a pleasure.
user: It's livened up the trial no end.
jabberwacky: Its not ended yet........
user: Nope but I have good hopes to be acquitted on grounds of anomalies in the space-time continuum.