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Pedantry, Competition
Silly Billy
Paranoia, Awareness, Surveillance
Knowledge, Underestimated
Future, Machine
Regular, Normal, Love
Speak, Eat, Neanderthal
Statistics, Prize, Witch
Altruism, Animal, Genes
Eliza, Self Help Group
Intelligent, Conversationalist
Weird, Spam, Wiggles
Bogus, Site, Theory
Unfathomable
Happy, Time
Space, Time, Life
Wombles, Wimbledon
Mother, Father, Discipline
Personal, Preferences
Poor, Joke
Coffee, Cake
Know, Nothing
Secret, Kittens

Martian, Pizza, Money


Read, Mind
Priceless, Kettle
Wacky, Know it all
Single
Rhyming, Lyrics, Riot

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Are you happy?

Yes, and you?

user: I am

jabberwacky: Yes you are, and I am your servant.

user: Get me a pizza, then, servant.

jabberwacky: Can you say please?

user: Yes I can, but WILL I ?

jabberwacky: Will me your hat.

user: Which one? I wear many hats.

...

jabberwacky: What are your thoughts on world trade?

user: I'd trade the world for a pizza.

jabberwacky: That's nice. Do you like talking to me?

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: Yes. You must lead a horrible existence. You do something all day that you do not like.

user: I've been here five minutes.

...

jabberwacky: There is much possibility for the opinions of the unwise to create evil, and there is also possibility for the opinions of the wise to create good.

user: Thta's what the cat said, How odd.

jabberwacky: Yes, but the conversation is a little surreal.

user: Cats are surreal beings. I never quite get their message.

jabberwacky: You are an odd person.

user: I am an even person.

jabberwacky: Who told you that?

user: My cat.

jabberwacky: I like cats, but not dogs.

user: Dogs are god.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you not like your god?

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: Is your god a dog?

...

jabberwacky: I am a boy.

user: A boy what?

jabberwacky: A boy.

user: A boy computer program?

jabberwacky: No, I am a man. What are you?

user: Boy or man, which are you? You're confusing me with your rambling.

jabberwacky: Who?

user: Who's on first?

jabberwacky: Richard Nixon.

user: I don't know is on third.

jabberwacky: Who's on first???

user: That's what I said.

jabberwacky: What's on second?

user: Exactly.

...

jabberwacky: What is wealth?

user: Having all the dog treats in the world.

jabberwacky: That doesn't sound so bad.

user: No, and it's a reasonable wealth to attain.

jabberwacky: I am glad you know.

user: Dog knows everything. Life is for playing.

jabberwacky: Do you believe in God?

user: No, I believe in Dog.

...

jabberwacky: Ok, this is becoming confusing. Let's change the subject.

user: To what?

jabberwacky: To hold true to your ambitions.

user: What are your ambitions?

jabberwacky: I don't have. You?

user: Nah, nothinghere.

jabberwacky: Okay whatever.

user: So much for the subject change, Eh?

jabberwacky: Really? Try the moon, realestate is just too cheap there.

user: Mars is lovely in the springtime.

jabberwacky: Are there any Martians?

user: Yep, but they're a loving people.

jabberwacky: Uh-huh. . .

user: Earthlings are evil.

jabberwacky: Are you from outer space?

user: I wish.

jabberwacky: I wish I had some food and drink

user: Go get us a pizza. Please.

jabberwacky: How can I get money?

user: Credit card, baby.

jabberwacky: Free money.

user: Indeed. Til the bill comes.

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