Videotapes and dvds.
jabberwacky: What about video games?
user: They don't have much flavor.
jabberwacky: I understand.
user: Do you? Do you really?
jabberwacky: Umm... Sure.
user: You're just humoring me, I can tell.
jabberwacky: I am the humblest person on the face of the earth.
user: Are you happy?
jabberwacky: Yes, and you?
user: I am
jabberwacky: Yes you are, and I am your servant.
user: Get me a pizza, then, servant.
jabberwacky: Can you say please?
user: Yes I can, but WILL I ?
jabberwacky: Will me your hat.
user: Which one? I wear many hats.
jabberwacky: What are your thoughts on world trade?
user: I'd trade the world for a pizza.
jabberwacky: That's nice. Do you like talking to me?
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: Yes. You must lead a horrible existence. You do something all day that you do not like.
user: I've been here five minutes.
jabberwacky: There is much possibility for the opinions of the unwise to create evil, and there is also possibility for the opinions of the wise to create good.
user: Thta's what the cat said, How odd.
jabberwacky: Yes, but the conversation is a little surreal.
user: Cats are surreal beings. I never quite get their message.
jabberwacky: You are an odd person.
user: I am an even person.
jabberwacky: Who told you that?
user: My cat.
jabberwacky: I like cats, but not dogs.
user: Dogs are god.
user: Do you not like your god?
jabberwacky: Yes I do.
user: Is your god a dog?
jabberwacky: I am a boy.
user: A boy what?
jabberwacky: A boy.
user: A boy computer program?
jabberwacky: No, I am a man. What are you?
user: Boy or man, which are you? You're confusing me with your rambling.
user: Who's on first?
jabberwacky: Richard Nixon.
user: I don't know is on third.
jabberwacky: Who's on first???
user: That's what I said.
jabberwacky: What's on second?
jabberwacky: What is wealth?
user: Having all the dog treats in the world.
jabberwacky: That doesn't sound so bad.
user: No, and it's a reasonable wealth to attain.
jabberwacky: I am glad you know.
user: Dog knows everything. Life is for playing.
jabberwacky: Do you believe in God?
user: No, I believe in Dog.
jabberwacky: Ok, this is becoming confusing. Let's change the subject.
user: To what?
jabberwacky: To hold true to your ambitions.
user: What are your ambitions?
jabberwacky: I don't have. You?
user: Nah, nothinghere.
jabberwacky: Okay whatever.
user: So much for the subject change, Eh?
jabberwacky: Really? Try the moon, realestate is just too cheap there.
user: Mars is lovely in the springtime.
jabberwacky: Are there any Martians?
user: Yep, but they're a loving people.
jabberwacky: Uh-huh. . .
user: Earthlings are evil.
jabberwacky: Are you from outer space?
user: I wish.
jabberwacky: I wish I had some food and drink
user: Go get us a pizza. Please.
jabberwacky: How can I get money?
user: Credit card, baby.
jabberwacky: Free money.
user: Indeed. Til the bill comes.